Rounding up a wonderful year

As once said by a wise man, "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!" Well this holidays, my biological clock is certainly quite screwed up. Quite is really quite an understatement!

There have been so many things worth talking about but unfortunately either i've been too lazy to type it out or i've been tipping the scale and thus definitely not in an ordinary state of mind. Well let's not waste time in wishing everyone a happy new year. A shout out to all boyz and gals....... The year is 007 so dont forget that both you and I have the license to kill. Live like bond, which means you gonna have a fucking smooth sailing ride ahead. Make sure you work hard and party harder!

Perth was fuckin amazing. Went for training at the Western Australia Cricket Association and it was a blast.

First was breakfast clubbing............



And as stated in the objectives, we developed our skills..................

After which it moved on to................. cam-whoring

But unfortunately, we were in an...........

The sun finally set on our trip..............

And we returned home much more sober than before........

But this was just the beginning. New year's was totally another planet. Shhhhhhh.......... haha. Let's call it a night now.

Hey Everyone

Many exciting things have been taking place these days, that no time should be wasted on blogging!

But in the midst of all the adrenaline-pumping action of ice-skating, playing pool, having 36 gatherings, k-boxing, watching movies, going shopping, walking, dancing, chalet-ing, going up and down on roller-coasters, playing Polar Bear at every available space in the country, cycling, fishing and various other activities that I have been engaging in, I have realised that my holidays have all amounted to naught.

There is absolutely zero productivity, and before the next 2 weeks are up, and thus ending my tenure as a Thinker, Leader & Pioneer,

I must resolve to

- learn Jamaican
- model for Armani
- get beyond page 3 on the Chemistry A-Level textbook
- buy stamps
- be a good boy
- write to the Asian Games committee, to make Polar Bear an official sport
- learn how to sing
- lose weight
- finish writing my fanfic
- rethink my life

so that I can proudly say that I have spent my time well. I know it is going to be tough, but when the going gets tough, the tough gets going!! The pressure is immensely mind-boggling, but at this point, I am reminded of a highly-inspirational quote, "Pressure is Pleasure!"

Enjoying what we do, no matter how shit it is, makes the task a much simpler one. I always employ this philosophy whenever the road ahead is a daunting and difficult one.


These are the flames of a barbecue.


Okay bye!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

All the kings' horses, and all the kings' men
Couldn't put ali's broken heart, together again

Hue, Vietnam

is really the most beautiful place ever.

A really really really small part of me almost regrets going for it because sometimes the emotional baggage can be too overwhelming, but at least there are people to talk to about it!


693 pictures, 14 cards, numerous small gifts, memories and love to last a lifetime.


And who cares what others say, the girl you like, is to you
the most beautiful girl ever =D

Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel

I finally got out of the relegation zone (bottom 4) in my class and topped the class, GEP, sec4 batch, school, Singapore, Universe! with full marks for English (:

I got a Merit Award for Morrison and another one for Cricket. I still have a record on a RI foolscap paper of every single game I've played for the school(first was a friendly against Victoria which we won, the last was this year's B Div Nat Sch's Finals against ACSI which we lost), and I am not understanding why I didn't get Colours =(

My Grad Table finally decided to go shopping, but everyone ended up buying nothing haha. At least our theme's pretty settled now!

RICO Concert was pretty cool, and all the erhu and dizi and guzheng (and other instruments which I can't remember) players are pro. Took manymany pictures (like with HM Bob Koh!!!11). Also went for supper at Lau Par Sat, where I haven't gone since I was 5 or something!

Graduation Ceremony was also an interesting affair, and another time to aim, click and shoot!! I don't think everyone felt it but deep down I was quite emotional, especially while watching the Reach (Sec One) Video ='(((((

How people have changed since then, how much more people will change.
And how people helped to change me.
Impressive.

Also bid goodbye to GYPS mentees today. Played games, talked cock and took pictures.

Pictures, which I don't feel like putting up heehee.

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time"

HMVouchers!

Actually Rafflesian Spotlight Finals was quite settled and i like it.



Even though we came up with our thing on Friday night 10pm and still hadn't been done a complete run by the final rehearsal =(

But it was fun time with the Boyahs nonetheless!


All the hotness from everyone, audience, other participants and judges was really defying all the known laws of thermodynamicss!!





$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$200$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$





















And then I went for orgasmic ice-cream with some 4Lovers at Swenson's!






And then to Dome for some phone sex and another round of supper with the following gang+Pavneet+SamChong!





=)))

RS Finals is about the last thing I do as a Rafflesian, stand in LT1, in the RI campus. Year Head's Assembly was vaguely emotional, and I could just feel most people feeling it too. Even the last day was so anti-climax, and staying there all cooped up till 10pm didn't make me realise how quickly time had passed. How quickly definitely the best 4 years of my life has passed.
It was love, truly.



Hopefully I have enough photos to pull me through everytime I miss it!




Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot!

Heaven is a place on Earth!

I ruined my eye and that just ruined my week!

Oh no, cornea infection again =( (left eye this time though :)

The Bad

1. I missed GI Traning camp. Which means I'll miss PL Camp too, unless Mr Eng really really really loves me. Along the way will miss sleepover+rehearsals and definitely plenty of fun!

2. No more looking pretty and being able to see at the same time anymore aww (ie. no more contacts!)

The Good

1. NUH has pretty nurses&doctors. Waiting there for 5 hours/visit for the past 3 days has helped me make some observations ;)

2. All the more to go into medicine. Motivation is Key!

3. I get to miss boring Review&Reflectionss heehee.

4. Made a new friend!

5. Get to sleep all day. I like.

6. Friends constantly asking you how you are, oh the sugary sweet delight and happiness. Aww.

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Life is a highway. There are ups and downs, just like a sine curve!

I <3
=)




doesn't <3 me. =(



In other happening news, Morrison Drama Feste Dinner was quite a blast at some kinky Italian Restaurant! Pro SYDA champion treat (: Was definitely quite a fun time exchanging gossip, fashion advice, make-up tips and occasionally updating ourselves with the latest rumours around town. Plenty Of Pictures (POP!) somehow drama people seem more susceptible to bouts of insane camwhoring. Which is always a good thing!



Picture of Ms Low running. Haha.








Muscularest Men woot. Elton's muscles are really growing this time!



















Gayboys. As in, happy boys.
































Me and Ben trying to be romantic with chocolate.















A toast to the future!




Prem showing off his bling haha.




With Jev




With Elt




With Lang




(hehe in most of the pictures I was trying to tilt my head to the left so my evil eye can't be seen!

Went over to Starbucks at Raffles City after that for another round of those, plus coffee to strengthen our minds. Some of us were thoroughly turned on by hot angmoh dude with hotter Thai chick making out on the couch in full-view of whatever public bothered to watch them at 11pm.





Wednesday was another morning of bliss as I woke up late, went to the hospital to spend some quality time with my favourite opthamologists, came home and slept again! Ah!

Before rushing over to J8 and then Weiwen's house for soome late-night boyahing. I dont know, somehow it seems to me things aren't looking too happy and cheerful, and RS this year wouldn't really be the happy thing I'd have wanted it to be. =(( I think we spent more time watching South Park and swooning over (Daniel, at least) Westlife and singing merry songs than anything haha.











Another 1am night!






Okie.

Horrific Halloween!

Today was quite a happening day that got my heart beating faster and faster ever since I woke up at 10am and realised what a beautiful morning it was =)

Sorry. Went to school. GI Meeting. No0b Weiwen. Heard that when Yelin asked Gerrard Lai to count the number of pegs, he started counting his packs. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Hahaha.

Saw Brandon Kwan's new manly gf, like wow. All the testosterone was impressive.

Daniel decided to quit basketball after such a traumatising experience since she/he might be his senior lol!

Decided that the Boyahs are not destined to rehearse together, so me, Dan & the pussycat Yelin went to stone at Orchard Library. It was quite a memorable experience too, as we laughed for 15mins straight after discussing our favourite honeymoons. Thank goodness I was in a half-squatting position, hopefully I built up some abs along the way.

Daniel decided to become a Man, and picked up a book called "Dicks; How to use them" Cool.




Saw an inspirational quote: "A healthy pecker makes a happy cocksman". Quite food-for-thought-ishy.


Yelin, on the other whisker, decided that being like Loh Zhi Zhi was the way to go!





Yelin had some h0tMaLeS business so me and Daniel decided to anyhow around and shop. Saw a silk Versace shirt that cost 2000$+ which was quite turning on. Sorry pls no choice even though (2000/40 = 500) weeks of not eating doesn't seem very appealing. Nicole Richie is like so totally not the way to go!

Saw stuff for Grad Night and other similar playah pimpsta' activities.



















I also made known my Philosophies of Life.






We left after we realised that we were the only males in the store, oopsie. =((

I realize women's clothes are so much hotter than guys' and they've got such a variety to choose from and look beautiful. Ah well!


Pimped around some more, witnessed an MRT accident, walked a few miles, Daniel shopped for Halloween and the usual.

I realised I won't be blogging for some time with all the sleeping around (Haha) I'll be doing the next few days! And neither will Prem after hooking up with all his boyfriends ;) Busy boy.

Bye Blog.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Every Sunday I feel very intellectual. Because I read the newspapers and I go hmmm hmmm hmmm and I nod my head wisely. It is the only bit of reading I do the whole week and it makes me feel very smart!

Today I read that North Korea and Iran are making atomic bombs. This has made me realise that Singapore can make one too. Especially with my good friend and classmate with an IQ which can be expressed in index form, the future looks bright and cheery for us!



I'm feeling like Pinky and the Brain!



Okay it's time to go back to the Chinese. Nope, unlike the other handsome boys in the world I am not studying for the O-Levels tomorrow (!gdluck everyone!).

I am brushing up on my various pick up lines. I am translating words like "watermelon" and "moon" because they are crucial in every pick-up line!


Wow, mysterious!!



"The friend of a friend is a friend.
The enemy of an enemy is also a friend!"
If we analyse and reflect upon this quote, we'd realise that quite a large portion of the world's populations is actually our friends! This is surely beautifying my vision of the world =D


Happiness beckons!

Hitch & Ditch!

These past few days were seriously quite Havocky. Everything has been running perfectly and has put me into a Happiness Mode, which I haven't really been getting the drift of since the previous weekend!

I finally signed up for a Photo-host and it is certainly making life much easier!





Me and Dennis!


Foong and Junwei! after Dennis absolutely refused to take a picture with Foong, so that the boy doesn't get to satisfy his deepest sexual cravings



Justin. Wenjun was betting the table would break any second.

With Gerald and Gary! The two boys who have been such an integral part of my classes for the last 4 years of my life. The type of people who aren't really felt but you can always feel it when they aren't there anymore.
"It's not about the people you know, but about the people who'd miss you when you're gone" - Naing Yelin.

After getting back our dismal marks, I finally had a good heart-to-heart canversation with Gary which didn't include me hurling homosexual accusations at him or calling him a total waste of space in the world. I liked it! I can really connect to Gary now that we have similar academic inclinations.

With Shorts in Long Pants!

After all the regular dosage of Boyahing rehearsals (where we tried to bring Sexy back and concluded that Stars are blind; it's gonna be a real blast! catch us 4thNov'06 4pm LT1!!!!!!) and watching sexy sweaty boys playing basketball in the rain, life has been quite a laugh!

Anyway, we got back our results. I didn't do as spectacularly as I had sort of hoped I'd do and the nights of mugging bore no fruit. So like many others I think I'll put up my class positions of the papers I had gotten back!


Social Studies - 4th-bottom in class (for CT)
Biology - 3rd-bottom in class (for both CT and Overall)
Chemistry - Last in class (both CT and Overall)
Physics - Last in class (for CT, Second-bottom for Overall)

I have no comments =(


So I came home and experienced some unhappiness and reflected upon my actions and decided that we all have to let bygones be bygones! My parents unexpectedly didn't explode, just made some caustic remarks like how I'd be better off at an ITE(I thoroughly agree!) and things like that =)

To discharge all the negative energy, Ali and Ngiam went to VivoCity to check the whole place out. It was quite an adventure, and we binged! Lunch Part One, Lunch Part Two and Lunch Part Three. And we each ate an entire bar of chocolate to release some endorphines and to be transported to a happier place!





I tried to take some creative shots. Hopefully Kennedy would be convinced that I do indeed take pictures of things instead of myself!



Also some some awfully adorable kids bathing in the fountains and getting all wet and wild!

And then Prem joined us and we had Lunch Part...I was losing count already!


Saw a stall and really realised the importance of good luck! We must always have Lady Luck to smile on us when we're in this restaurant!


And we sat down and discussed our futures, the End of the Universe and the meaning Life for 2+ hours! We Derived new formulas to explain the world, Drew analogies and Developed quotable quotes!





This was the point when I got -REJECTED- for the third time in my Life. Innocently asked an elderly lady to help us take a picture of us, but she cheekily walked away! I was shocked and my heart fluttered at the sight. A drop of tear trickled down my now pimple-less cheek (after using superduper OXY PIMPLE GEL)! I hope that noone ever has to endure such dejection in their lives anymore! (U)

Decided that a guy's best friend was really the toilet because that is where he feels like a true Man. That is where we can also take pictures and not worry about getting rejected anymore!

Fruit is good for your health.




It was a good day and we made plans that will really turn our lives upside down inside out all about. I also gathered many opportunities to form many synapses, which magically develops in our brains everytime we are able to form new connections. These knowledge is absolutely wonderful and inordinately enlightening! I can almost imagine my brain teeming with so so many many synapses and neurons!!

So after getting Ditched by the 2 boys, it was time to Hitch a Mrt ride Home from Harbourfront! The Mrt is truly a symbol of Singaporean efficiency and I am proud to have experienced these marvel of mankind in my life. The world-classness of the whole system makes my eyes water in amazement!

A quote that I picked up from the cosy confines of the HML, which is indeed an appropriate way to end the day, "Friendship is like wine, it just gets better with age!!!!"

Then we had more Boyah rehearsals today morning! But decided that since Weiwank was wanking at home, we'd take pictures instead!




Ali, Daniel and Yelin trying to get kinky and pimping around with the RI flag!


The entire Admin Block was getting white-washed. Yichao must be up to no good!


Yelin looking up to the portrait of a man close to our hearts and souls, Sir Stamford Raffles which I don't think many people actually know exists.




Went over to Weiwen's house after trudging through the haze smoke and jungles to join him in his favourite activities, and perfected our *secrets!!!shh!* Tried to compare his medal/trophy collection with mine. I was

pwnt.


I tried to explain to him that in team sports, we play for a month or more, and get one medal. Unlike individual sports like running where competing for 5 minutes (that's his 2.4km timing or something) gets you massive trophies. But I believe team sports have muchmuch more to offer than individual sports anyway. The experience is priceless! Just like Mastercard.

He was being such a Weiwen and had to go off and meet his girlfriendS so we left!

I went for some LDP sharing thing @ NJC. Talked to future participants and tried to inspire them to a better tomorrow. I had to give a speech so I quoted our favourite friend Albert Einsten, "Only a life lived for others is a life worth living!!!!!" I hope I have shown them The way.

Went over to Orchard and met Dennis, YuGuang and Daniel, who were all sweaty and nose-bleeding from watching Holly Valance in DeadOrAlive.

Some naughty bus driver scammed us, so me and Dan had to walk a few kilometres. But it was good walking and talking and gave us ample time to exchange some scandalous gossips oooooh! I like secrets!

Okay this is a long post because there is absolutely nothing else to do. I have broken many records, crossed many boundaries and brought the definition of blogging up to a whole new level!
I'm going to start playing Neopets soon, but in the meantime I shall rot on Youtbe getting impressed by the manly Wade Robson.


The rest of the days promises new levels of Happiness indeed!

Hari Raya Special

Today was Selamat Hari Raya Day!

Yes, many people don't know that I'm Muslim just because I don't have a beard and don't wear a turban. Like how Auyong exclaimed upon the grave realisation, "But I thought Muslims can't be gay!!!!"


I was also a bit upset when Hady Mirza won the Singapore Idol Championships because in 2 years when I join and want to win, I won't know how prepared Singaporeans would be in accepting a 3rd straight Non-Chinese Idol. They might jump out of their skins and fly over the moon!! Even though I'm not like Malaaay, not many people actually know the difference between Malay and non-chinese,malay,indian hahaha!


Anyway I am busy writing an English Essay now and listening to Paris Hilton sing all her beautiful songs. She is awesome and her voice is like sweet sweet honey trickling into my ears and making my head groggy in happiness. I am imagining her singing Stars Are Blind to me, oooooo I am such a lucky Man!


Daniel and Dennis fishing each other heeeheee.

Hook the bait!

omggxzxzxzxz`` ManUtd is owning some nubcaked Liverpool and that rocks my non-existent purple crocs!!


Anyway on Saturday, I went fishing with some happy boys!!





At East Coast Park. Bedok Jetty, where all the gays in Singapore congregate. It was great. With all our Old Rod, Super Rod and Good Rod. I caught 4 ikan bilis in 4 hours. It was quite a good effort considering it was my first time fishing!

Unlike Guang & Dennis who're damn pro, as soon as they throw in their line they manage to catch stingrays, octopusses, sharks and pink dolphins =(

Foong is really a masterbaiter, every rod he baited, confirm 100%+bonus will have 4 ikan bilis hooked onto it. Pro ! He was masterbaiting th whole time and making all his foong-comments about his astonishing sexual prowess and uncompromising libido that he got owned quite a lot by Guang.

I would leave everyone with an awe-inspiring quote by none other than the man who has made Chickadeez what it is today, Confucious says, Man who hooks worm as bait very well is masterbaiter.

Anyway the relentless heat of our dear friend, Mr Sun, was making us much hotter than we already were, so we went cycling! We cycled for 3 hours and my butt hurts ouch!! Junwei learnt how to cycle too!

And of all people at East Coast Park we met the slimiest kinkiest puddytat in the world, Naing Yelin!

You were looking awesome, Naing!


While going home, we passed by Tao Nan Primary School omgomgomg.

TNPS produced gh3ys like Gary Yeo, so we all decided to pose like a Gary to commemorate this special occasion. Can you feel the gayness emanating from the picture???


I reached home and died, and now I hear we have to redo some lame essay =((((

I hope the rest of the holidays are fun too! Must go out with boys moremoremore! Girls, must wait until O-levels are over and that is almost a month more hehe. Somehow girls from IP schools don't like to go out with me and ali is very sad !


(My naughty camera's card thingy is very disobedient, and I lost so many beautiful pictures!!)

Here without you

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."

The happiness We experience is like the rays of the sun and has filled me up to the brim, and motivated everyone to reach greater heights of joy! I have put my mind to it and decided that the coming days would really be a beacon of happiness for everyone!

Our last exams in RI are overrrrr, and weirdly enough, I am kind of wishing the entire thing lasted longer. Exams are really quite an aphrodisiac for the soul!



I have a passion for photography but usually the only photos I like to take are of myself! But then we havent't cam-gigoloed for daaaaaaaaamn long la oh nos!

But anyway! Biology and History were surprisingly fine, even though I am going to do pretty badly for Bio, considering I didn't know Huntington's Disease was dominant or anything about mitosis or meiosis. The bio paper has really made me realise that sex is seriously a complicated thing! I shall appreciate it more from now on (:

Post-exam wasn't all the big hoo-ha bamwham grand party bash that I anticipated instead it was simple soccer under the Hot and Hazy skies !

Ooooh but today we watched The Prestige@The Cathay. Sean Yap, Kern, Prem, Alwank, Ronald, Samuel Chong and Ali. And Enghow joined us later. Wowowowww it's an intriguing movie that literally keeps audiences on the edge of their seats with its intricately-woven plot and gorgeous actors&actresses! 5-stars. * * * * * (y)

However it burnt my heart to see Scarlett Johansson whoring around and made me lose faith in her =( I would also give her 5-stars ***** where the first star is a B!

Everyone was amazed! I was getting quite confuzzled and didn't know whether to hate Hugh Jackman's character or Christian Bale's character more!!! Hopefully most people would be happy and understand the story (I know Kern didn't).

After that we anyhow walked and anyhowed around town anyhowedly to spend a fine, sunny day.

More fun coming up for the rest of the days!

Hurdle after hurdle

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's hot, throw the apple away"

Ali, you have given me no choice but to post. Last night, while immersing myself in some PHYSICS-cally demanding workouts (IMPACT!), a thought ran through my mind. My contemplating the truth if Newton's Third Law, my mind somehow drifted to Newton Hawker Centre. It has come to my attention that the hawker centre has undergone a facelift and I am pretty much craving for something to munch on right now. Brain cells require too much ATP and all the revision for CT has caused me to exhaust the late night supplies like Hello Panda, Nutella and ice cream.

Dark chocolate has been said to be good for one's heart. It's pretty paradoxical cuz doctor's always discourage patients from consuming such sinful stuff in access. I guess they're afraid that their patients would end up sweeter than them! =)

Last two papers tom, which would mark the end of secondary four life in RI. Yet another year has gone by and two CTs have occurred but things still look the same. Although the school's going through upgrading works and the stench of paint adds to the haze, the admin block is still what is used to be. Every brick has has the rafflesian spirit embedded in it. Nothing's changed at all. Physically yes, but if one looks beyond the surface, eveything still looks as beautiful as ever!

For now, I shall return to my shelter to seek refuge in the brother from another mother, HG Clegg and shall do exactly what the genie often says, "Hocus Pocus Focus!"

Hesperate Dousewives!

oh no!


The situation is really becoming precariously like wisteria lane these days. All my Physics, Chem, Math papers were so so so scandalous!

I should've known that simply a few-night stands with my notes ain't enough to do well (even though it was the most prepared I have ever been in 4 years! =)) and I should have invested in a full-blown (not the type of blowing yichao likes to do though!) relationship with them since the beginning of the year!

Now I am filled with manymany regrets and have blown up all hopes of getting a beautiful grade point average =((((

My heart is shattered and have dissolved all intentions of trying to study for the remaining 2 papers just like dissolved sulphuric acid, and I will not love sulphuric acid forever and ever because I lost about 5 marks because of sulphuric acids!

How can I be a PCM Champion if I don't do well in physics, cehm & Math ? Now I am greatly questioning my status as a scientific boy...

And I seek solace within these walls....


Haha prem doesn't blog anymore. Busy boy is busy being gay with Gerrard Lai & their favourite textbooks all over singapore hahaha. It has come to my attention from some handsomes from 4I that they are quite a couple now! I know many hardcorers might disagree but as sean yap puts it, Gymming really brings out the gay in you!