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The Beer Theory!The "smartest" thing the Cliff Clavin character ever said in the comedy seriesCheers was when explaining the buffalo theory to his buddy Norm. It wentsomething like this...."Well ya see Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast asthe slowest buffalo. So when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakestones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for theherd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keepsimproving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowestbrain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells. Butnaturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the braina faster and more efficient machine.
Above is something that i found unique. These are things you do not come across everday unlike ohm's law and avagadro's constant. Today marked the end of the election rally as well as the CTs. Both events ended with a bang. The rally was so hot that everyone started sweating (pun intended). The speeches were so fiery that the whole crowd got rowdy and unruly and started singing "ole,ole ole ole!". It was pre world cup fever in the body of politics. So happening. I think the crowd was larger than Madonna's concert in Singapore many year's ago.
CTs were quite fun. All the late nights in the library spending quality time with Tom and Jerry (the two most hardcore librarians). And not forgetting the physics reference books which are 36000 pages thick! OMG! whats depths have i sunk to? I shall do a self questioning now to evaluate myself before and after the CTs. i feel the CTs have refined my inner beauty and greatly developed in me the virtue of gentlemanlyness!
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