How would I describe today?

Headache Day

When everybody is at school, I am at home!

Why?

Because I woke up this morning with a major major headache, after getting shagged out last night after a straining LDP session from which I returned home at nearly 12!

This is my second time I'm skipping school due to such reasons.
I hope I'm not becoming a hardcore ponstar already!
I'll leave for school in approximately 14.62 minutes, promise.

Today shall be an Enthralling Day. All the scientific boys will take part in the Inter-House Science Challenge. After that I'll be rushing to SMU for our LDP final presentation! How terribly exciting!

Another late night!

Haiz!

Sometimes one starts to feel ahead of time and today was such a moment. It felt like term 4 wk 36 to be precise to two significant figures. Just for a moment it felt like CTs were tom! Haha. I dont know why but lately things have been upside down and inside out! Even tellytubbies are not fun anymore. I used to love lala but now, it somehow does not appeal to me! But now the latest craze is scooby-doo. Daphnie is awesome and scooby is so happening. He is one HOT DOG!
Anywayz, its time to turn up the heat with Sin2A + Cos36A.

Highway Day!

yipmeng1+4?
yipmengfai!
yipmeng2+3?
yipmengfai!
yipmengsquareroot25?
yipmengfai!
yipmeng10-5?
yipmengfai!

And Mr Yip will come in and say,

"Nice cheering boys, keep it up!"

How Happening is that!

But when it comes to happening teachers, nooone can beat Ms Low!
The coolio house mistress who finds everything a joke! ((: Sweetstuffserious.
It'll be a great year ahead with her!

These few days have been Hectic. All over the shop kind of days! All the late-night LDP meetings where we laugh till we cry. And the going home with the Westside Boys!
Funfun.

Today we tested our Science Challenge Super Car till 7pm. It travels at 3.14159times the speed of light now! Amazing.

Dedduae & I have come with up lovely ways to spice up Rafflesian Spotlight, since we're in the Student Committee now. Maybe mediacorp would want to broadcast it pay-per-view now!

Happeningest Quote of the Millenium

Guess what? I was engrossed in mother tongue and two other pimps-Newton and Leibniz- when something struck me hard. This 'something' was the quote: Reality is an illusion created due to the lack of alcohol! To tell you the truth, I very much agree with it! There is a logical explaination to this.
Singapore is a democracy, which is based on the welfare of the people. This means that the people's happyness should not be compromised or disregarded. Thus, under the influence of alcohol, one is in a different state altogether. He enters a world of tellytubbies and powerpuff girls i.e. a world of happiness and ecstasy. Since alcohol causes utmost happiness, it should be consumed in moderate amounts on an everyday basis. This would ensure a healthy lifestyle and thus no need for all hardcore push ups and chin ups that one requires to do for NAPFA.
*yawn* This has been an exasperating day! The week ahead brings more excitement and enchantment!

wHam Bam Thank You Mam

Today was such a gratifying day. I was in sch until 7pm doing stuff even though there was no real need to be in sch. But during school hours, things were happening. I said "thank you" and "hi" to most teachers who passed by! Beat that! Haha. Also, there was so much hot stuff going on with aaron cheeobu and ali that time did not seem to ever matter. But this can only go on for a while cuz the whole package of CT's are coming up in a month or so and then everyone would be rushing home or to the lovely library to check out the "idiot's guide to trigonometry" etc etc.

Nevertheless, desperate housewives was so hot, happening, hip, happy and a whole "H"ost of other powderful vocabulary starting with "H". But just remember to do one thing for the remaining few months left in this wonderful place: HAVOC!

How about a date?

Everyday, when I walk in school, some handsome boy would come up to me and ask me, "Mr Cookie Monster, what's the importance of being happy?"

And Mr Cookie Monster would put his hand on his shoulder and say, "My dear boy, the very essence of life is happiness. We live to be happy. Otherwise life would be all meaningless!"

Our class balls got confiscated today while we were all trying to bombard one another during math class. Especially Gary. Some people managed to convince that it was all Gary's fault.


It's always Gary's fault.

Hot Day, Hot Beginning

Today was the happeningest Day of all time! I woke up in the morning only to see the headlines "Teens deep secrets" starring me in the face. After reading the article, I realised that this news is 3 years late. In sec 1, I embarkedon a project for MDP on Teenage Pregnancy and Pre-marital Sex. I must admit, it was fun and exciting, or should I say sexiting! I, with 4 other inquisitive chaps, interviewed a gynachologist, a psychologist and a girl who has had pre-marital sex. How COOL is that? Then we wrote out our report and conluded that this is just the beginning as the furture generations would be very curious on this "taboo" subject. Yes, i know, curiosity did unfortunately kill the cat! Haiz, I knew that ali and I should have been in charge of Gossip column. Then the readership would increase four-fold!

Home Day!

Interact Club has given me wonderful oppurtunities for me to broaden my mind, widen my heart, expand my horizons, open my eyes and enjoy life! All the h0tsters are proud to be interactors!
Today, I went to Thuja Home, for mentally-ill women, with all the c0olioboissS happisters and had fun! I made lots of friends.

"There is a very thin line between a genius and a lunatic."

When I went there, I felt pretty much at home, honestly! It was just like entering the foreplayer 4pLayer Classroom. Where everyone behaves like how those girls behaved. We played bingo and sang karaoke. With all my friends! It was a happyslappy day!

Me & the Boss Man in action!

So anyway, I would just like to inform everyone that I shall be sitting next to Aaron Cheeobu for another 3 months. I guess it's fate that brought us together, and has kept us together for so many terms. We should not tamper with destiny!

Happy Hockey Day!

Guess what, this is the tenth post! Hurray! Congrats to all contributors because without ya'll this would not have been such a success! Hi 5. So as you would know, hockey finals occurred today! We eventually lost but after all, in my opinion, everyone is a winner. Because as long as one takes loses in the right stride, then everyone is happy and can perform much better in future. In such times, i would like to share a well known quote : In times of happiness, friends are plenty, but in times of adversity, not one in twenty! This quote is very applicable because in such difficult times, everyone needs to lend support to one another. No one person is responsible for the loss, cuz hockey is after all, a TEAM game.
T ogether
E veryone
A chieves
M ore

But, we did eventually cause HAVOC at delta. Everyone was happy and I was happier cuz i admire the fight put up. Well, maybe the r spirit precipitated out onto the playing field.
So just remember, It always Good in da Hood!
Best wishes

Handsome Day!

There is a Day when all the handsome people of the world unite and feel happy! But for the more handsomer ones, these Days appear more often! Today was such a day.

The sun was shining brightly in the sky and the clouds were looking beautiful.
I learnt how to play Hopscotch! It's a totally happening game. I also had 4 free periods today. For a friday (which only has 4 periods), that's quite happy.

So I went for my LDP meeting, and brought Weiyuan along so that he could meet the Girl Of His Life, but aww, he was too shy! No can do. So lets go to the Highlight of the day!

The Hockey Finals!
The sun was shining brightly in the sky and the clouds were looking beautiful again. The match was tighter than a dead man's noose! Well done Hockers! So exciting, all the Handsome people got aroused with flaming passion and jumped up and down, right and left. We did all the in-thing cheers! I lost my voice cheering, shouting at the referee, and trying to say hi to all the hockers but they were all on the pitch, so they could not hear me! How saddening!

So we lost 1-0. Anyway Happy boys must always remain happy. Despite all these little setbacks in life, we must learn to pick ourselves up and move on for a better future. We went for dinner and happied around until late and discussed our happening institution, and went home.

I cannot talk on the phone tonight because my throat hurts =(

Anyway Morrison won inter-house science challenge! The beauties are back in action!

Happy Day 2 Part 2

The MEP. The Most Eligible Pussycatfish. Always looks handsome, no matter the haircut! He is one of the few reasons girls still look at RI boys!

So I got a few more upsetting test papes back today, and I'm beginning to lose sleep over them. But it's okay as after all, every minute you spend sleeping is 60 seconds of happiness gone!

After school is when all the fun happilifing begins! All the h!p people then happily goes for mentoring! My new mentee is called Caixin. Her boyfriend's name is Andy. But Andy failed his exam last year so he went to 4C while she went to 4B awww! It's such a touching tale of love and heartbreak!

We played some games. And gossipped around with the kids. And I went back to school and gossipped with the hotsters some more! Went to the gym and saw the RJC girls mooning their muscular thighs to Gwang. Absolutely fascinating! Meet up with my fellow handsomes Da!niel WuMan & Gwang, walk about 3.6miles, and pick up another h0tster yuan~ and we mrt and dinner and go home!

What an eventful day! I enjoyed myself very much! I hope to go to school again!

Happy Day 2

Today was awesome. I met Naing, aka MEP, who had this new crew cut. It made him look exactly like Pitt, Brad Pitt I mean (don't worry not armpit!) . I am serious, it was nice Naing! Oh yea,dont forget the badges you owe me. Without them i feel incomplete, just like someone without his gym. Oops, is this seditious? Haha.

So anywayz, had a Philosophy CCT in class. You could sense the mood of the class, which was rather relaxed and at ease. Everyone was seated comfortably in their chairs unlike a math test where people are tearing paper, scratching their heads to figure out how a cosine graph looks like etc etc. You get what I mean.

On the way back from mentoring, the hotsters decided to relax in the centre of the atrium as I was emitting lots of heat due to fatigue! The walk back from Guanyang was like climbing Mt. Everest.

Nevertheless, today was happening as we played Dog and the Bone with primary 4's and had lots of fun talking abt scandalous issues. It was an extremely enriching experience and hope that there are many more to come!

Happy Day 1

Today was my first happy day of the new term!

Even though I got back 2 disappointing test results, didn't do any homework, haven't studied for my Philosophy Common Test, and wasted 5 preciouss hours in school today, it was very exciting!

Because I played with some soft toys in class, tried out the new water-propelled Morrison car, played with some other 4pLayers (foreplayers?), tasted new food, talked to a friend about his recent break-up, confided in some people my deepest darkest secrets, received my Raffles Rugby shirt (thanks ngiam!), made friends with Dennis, massaged Chee's broken back and played Scorpion Takraw!
All these have made my day very meaningful, lifted my spirits and brightened up my future! :D

I hope to do more of them in the near future.

And we learnt that blogging is becoming a very tricky issue. No wonder there's so few of us left! I hope people don't get offended by our hotness.

Goodbye my Lover, Goodbye my Friend

Hey gorgeous!

Thanks for being there when i needed you most. Thanks for sticking with me in such troubled times. Thank you for your patience and understanding. Thanks for hanging around for an extra two days. Thanks dearest march holidays for adding some flavour to life and making me run from photocopy room to sickbay and back again with a measuring tape and a thermometer! All in all, thanks for spending time with me and depriving me of boredom.

Yours sincerely,

Hotsters

The theory of Relativity!

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S reativity. Marvellous ain't it?


Enjoy!

Holidays!

The Holidays have been a truly Enriching and Exciting Experience! I have learnt much about things, people, glucose regulation and Trigonometry.
Everyday had been a New Day New Discovery situation and I shall never forget all the happyslappy moments I have shared with so many people! (:
I have also dilligently completed all my homework although one must forgive my proness because I did not have 36.51 zuowens, chengyus and kebens to finish up. Looking forward to the next holidays!
Today I shall crispify my uniform and outsidein-ify my socks and get ready for school tomorrow!
It shall be wonderful! We must definitely brush up on our playering skills.

Happiness

Quote of the Day: Failure is the foundation upon which success is laid!
I think that this quote is the BOMB. Without failure, one is unable to learn and explore his weaknesses. This is coming from failing my physics CCT, but with this essential quote close to my heart, I will strive for excellence is the upcoming CTs. Watch out Rims! haha.
Btw, I wonder which knowledgable person thought up that quote (looking at the mirror while tyoing this!).
Off for now!

Happening! Day

Today was the happeningest day. Because all the hot& handsome people of the world went to support Raffles Hockey! in their quest for the second gold of the year. As all the ccals would say, we definitely made our presence felt! And RI won!

Next friday is the finals. We would definitely be down there once again, doing the unite! cheer and "sending shivers down the spine of the opponents". But of course, as I've already made a date with Jeremytanchenchongdao, we must go down earlier to check out and support the girls' finals.

St Nicks. Hot stuff!

And we would like to extend our heartiest congratulations to our fellow hotster and Eligible Bachelor, Zhi-Square/zhizhi for turning legal! (finally.) Enjoy life, dont worry too much about today's loss, darling (:

Hey peeps!

Hey gorgeous!
I was walking (or rather crutching to be specific!) along with Ali under the mid-afternoon sun, when something struck me hard on the head. It was similar to the rosy red apple falling on "Sir" Isaac Newton's head, which eventually led him to formulate the laws of gravity! Anywayz, Ali and I decided to set up a blog to express our thoughts about life and its many surprises. All are welcome to view, but one should read the disclaimer before you trespass against your own will!
Haha. Well Beware cuz your in for a scare!

Adios for now!