Helluva Week!

This week has been quite helluva! Everything's going at kelvin yin-pace and I'm not having any time to blog awww. All these happyslappy day have been quite fun and happening!

Such as watching Take The Lead on thursday when everyone was probably busy studying =( It's a goodiegood movie, and I realised Straits Times reviews cannot be trusted at all! They're always so misleading pooh. I'm so inspired to take up dancing now!

Friday was another hiphop day with the LDP rehearsals in the afternoon! It was quite cool synchronising our MP3 players and singing Westlife songs with Auyong and pissing off everyone! Happy lunches and happier dinners!

Saturday was the Bomb man! Early early mornings for the LDP Symposium which was quite fun and happy once again, even though I fell ill. I don't know how to put it in words, so I shall just post a picture I took with Ngiam.



I like the rgs tie.

So after that we happilunched and went for the RG GEP drama production which was quite disappointing to say the least but I guess one must give praise since most never really acted before and never had a shawn chua with them! I met a lot of people and had fun with t3h buddies and camwhored some more (it's becoming quite an obsession!) But pity I couldn't get high because I was sick. So we sat down dinnered, pimped around and went home. Quite happy.

When I showered with cold water, I could feel the smoke rising off me. I was that hot!

I probably won't be blogging these few days because I'll most probably be busy with either:


Neopets!


Or


Mugging.

Good luck guys!

and happyhappy birthday to the MEP Naingman too! =)

Hir!nga Day

Everyday is quite a happy day. Today was no different! It was a Hir!nga Day because I was carrying my Hir!nga Bag.
Our class went to ITE East at Simei. We camwhored a lot. It was fun. Anyway gary lives nearby! He won't have to spend one hour to go to school everyday anymore!

I went to school with finally-legal weiyuanker before 7 to play soccer. Soccer was fascinating. Then we gathered and walked to RJC. Gary was almost falling asleep and and to use his hands to support himself at the hips.

The campus is beautiful. I was very impressed. It's like a dream come true!

The courses provided there are just the ones for me!

Such as how to be a salesgirl. They even have real shops for us to train!

They even have beauty therapy courses!

Gary gave an amazing speech (more can be found on the go4L! blog).

We became happy people because the food was happyslappy. Food makes the world go round!

Dennis got cheek-raped on the bus ride back.

But he cheek-raped his cheek-rapist back! How incredibly cheeky of him.

We took more hiphophappening photos lYk alL dA aH`liAnzz h0w k3wtxz w0rxzxz`
All the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-36.
But not with my camera.



And the big-eyes-small-mouth ones.

First with da!niel.

Then with Aaron Chee.

And a lot of other people. How fun.
But Chee is so chio. I remeber once Aaron was standing in a queue, and I walked past. I called out, "Cheeobu!" and all the women started staring at me! I got so scared that I had to run away! Anyway it's time to go off and knock in some mugging now! Bye!

aHoy aHoy aHoy

Ok i would first like to apologise for the lag in the entry submitted by Pimpdaddy dearest. As you would know, life has changed wuite a bit within the blink of an eye. things have turned upside down. Nowadays, nothing seems to be so hot and happening as it used to be two weeks ago. Nevertheless, life does bring abt its fair share of fun and excitment.

Today was sooooooo not happening. Had tonnes of things in sch and class never seemed to be ending. I guess leaning journey could wait for its time and place. We are gg to Tuas Naval Base tom and i hope that i would be mesmorized by the sight of the ships and other hot vessels. The trip should not disappoint otherwise all the happening people would be unhappy and that is against the democratic system of governance.

I bumped into a cloud of happiness today and we started having a little chat about sch gossip and stuff like that. It was a welcome change from the harsh and happy reality we face. This cloud was so stunning that we spent a lot of time to discuss things not meant for ears of little cildren (thats u dear!). Speaking of little children, i think that it would be a good idea if u evolve into a child and crash into dreamland. You could call it lights out handsome! Everyone deserves a break and so do u!

Happy Birthday!

to weiyuan! In the morning all the happisters gathered and sang him the birthday song and blew candles and had fun! It was quite happening. But according to him, the Highlight was getting stripped 6 times. That is quite marvellous, in my opinion. I consider myself auite an authority in The Fine Art of Stripping even though I lack the physical strength and brutality to take part myself. But it's always such a delight standing around and supervising others!

Today was quite a Hot day. The sun was blazing brightly in the sky but that did not stop us from going mountain-climbing! Even though it was indoors, it did not stop the Heat from seeping through the many windows of the MPH. The rock was quite challenging but we did not succumb to the challenges and eventually overcame all odds to go up 3 metres!

And I'm developing a major crush on Woffles Wu. He is so beautful. Today in class, I gave a beautiful speech on Beauty. It was quite beautiful, for want of a better word. I mentioned all the great proverbs and quotes in history such as, "Beauty is only skin-deep!" and "Beauty lies in the eys of the beholder!" It was quite impressive considering it was thought of 36seconds before the presentation.

Helloo!

Lots of exciting things have happened over the past few days! But not all deserve mention, some are just too scandalous.
The inter-house waterpolo competition was hot! Morrison is now in the finals! I was cheering with all my heart and soul, and even got scolded by the Bayley House Master for making unsporty comments!! After that we went to play basketball. I'm playing more and more basketball these days! It is scary business.
On saturday morning, some hiphop4L people went to play soccer. I was wearing my new pace vapours! and that made me very happy. At night, many of us went for the Raffles Players Annual Production. It was okayish. Past years were better, and did not resort to slapstick lame humour to elicit laughter. But there were the usual scandalous members of the audience! There seemed to be lots of Hoo-Ha because I was sitting next to senghenk! Prem didn't come because he was too busy drinking -.- After that was a late-night walk around town. Kern, weiyuan, sean ong and me went to the civilians war memorial. It looks like a giant penis! Fascinating. There was a couple making out inside so we did not want to disturb them. But we concluded that there are many things in Singapore (trees, buildings, people..) which are all phallic symbols!
For our English interview, we have decided not to do on Eva Longoria anymore. Now it's Woffles Wu. I think he is the Bomb!

Higher and higher!

What a day today! We played a lot of soccer. I tried to kick the ball but I ended up kicking my own calf instead!! It is so painful!

And the ball went down the slope behind the astroturf. So I followed it down and slid all the way until both my legs went throught the barbed wire fencing and I got stuck! aaaaahh!!!

Gary thinks he's very smart already, now that he doesn't fall for the "the ceiling is leaking" trick anymore. So one day, I tied his two shoelaces together! And he did not realise until he was trying to get up! Haha! Today's trick was to spray deodorant all over him. And all over his things. No wonder he smells so manly.

Hmm, what shall we do tomorrow?

After school, we finally embarked on our RE project and interviewed Mrs Tay. But that made me late for the trampoline gymnastics finals! Ohnos! But it was okay because I just entered as RI was starting phew. The gymnasts kept getting higher! and higher! on the trampoline! I was amazed.
We did excellently, but the judging was a bit unfair only, and they decided to give HCI the golds for the 453th year running aww. But it's okay.
I hope my mentees didn't miss me too much today!

And I came home with Da!niel.

Hey everyone!

Everyday is totally being a sunday!
And supporting swim carn is becoming happening!

Tomorrow its time for the gym trampoline finals!
It's my personal ambition to be able to go down to at least ten finals this year.

Today the draw for the inter-class soccer took place. 4L's in GroupC. With a lot of other handsome boys. Such as 4G, 4E and 4D. It will be beautiful games and I can't wait!

Heed My Advice

I don't know why but I think I woke up on the happier side of bed today. I never thought it would be such a deciding factor in my life, becuase afer all, my bed is next to the wall and there's only one side from which I can get out!

So anyway, I passed my napfa today. 1 pull-up! I think that is a commendable achievement because I hadn't really been training. I just managed to get out on the correct side of bed. Some things just happen!

So for all the hardcore Mug Men out there, here is an all-important study tip and some food for thought:

"Making a plan is half the work done!"

So before embarking on the arduous journey to studydom, always have a plan ready! Especially if you are like me and desperately need the 4.36 GPA to get some H3 (Hip, Hop & Happening) subjects in JC.

English lessons are bollocks.

Heater and Hotter!

Today was immensly beautiful. Gary was the usual bomb and benedict my bouncer. School was so happening that it seemmed such a drag. Oh well, thats the way life goes. Then i headed down to ssc for physiotherapy session. It was, as i have said before, painful. But today was a new experience. Had to go through this water treatment where i alternate between super hot and supr cold water every three mins. It was super stone and quite fun. Better than the massage at least. The physio was packed with other happy Rafflesians such as nicholas lim and chee jun. Thank god i did not fall asleep on the cycling machine again while warming up. Happiness!

Hawte

I finally started wearing contact lenses after a week or so, now that my cornea infection is wearing out. This has given me a new lease of life, and the opportunity to see the world from a different perspective!

It was totally hawte, mahn.

Cheeobu treated me to lunch. That was good cuz I needed all the moolah, dosh and kaching I could lay my hands on because some of us went birthday shopping! Oooooh yeah, all the soft toys! They make me feel like there is indeed happiness in life!

I have decided to start mugging for the CTs before the end of the week. Unlike prem, who started 2 months ago. Well done!

honolulu

Gosh, today has been a happyslappy, tip-top on the dot day. Bio was maddness with all the excretory products running through my mind. Urobilin is yellow and stercobilin is brown, wow, great news! So that took up like 5 hours along with hormonal studies of testosterone, adrenalin, insulin and many more. I never knew that a sunday would seem so short. The skies turned from bright to dark and dark to bright and vice-versa. I think vice-versa is a nice word! Do you?

Hair-raising Experience!

Today I went to get a haircut in my bid to look like brad pitt. I must say, it was a terrible hair-raising experience! The barber nearly took off with my ears, nose and eyes in the process of transforming me into a star! But I must say, it was a close shave(get the pun?)!

cHijmes!

Today was very beautiful. Went to hindi sch and met all sorts of ppl who i see every week. But every week, there are new rumours of scandalous happenings. After that i went for PHYSIOTHERAPY. But i would not call it physio. I would better be known as PSYCOTHERAPY. The pain was unbearable,excruciating etc etc. I dont think anyone would want details of such unhappy things.
Now here comes the best part............
Came home and slept, then tried to do some chemistry and made sense of whatever i could. Stuff like atomic radius, ionization energy etc etc. Things that are of a rare kind to us, but of second nature to chemistry boyz.
Then i headed to CHIJ (MES?) for a happy date with some happy people. It was fun and made my day although the day was almost over by then. But as the saying goes "Its darkest before dawn!" so we have to go through the hardship before seeing the gold that we have extracted by reducing it with Carbon Mionoxide and then adding Limestone for another purpose (oh wait! isnt this method for iron extraction?) Ah nvm la, iron and gold are the same. Both are metals and both are..................................
Ok i think i have bored you to death by educating you about the chemistry between carbon monoxide and iron ore. Now its time to develop the chemistry between myself and my pillow!
Ta-Ta old folks!

Holistic Education

As part of the Holistic Education we receive in school, we are also taught all the cool Freudian theories.
Sigmund Freud is one happyslappy boy.

He concludes that everything in the world is related to sex. Sex is the ultimate cause for our existence. It is supposed to be the epitome of happiness. But I beg to differ on Gary's behalf. He always falls asleep halfway, I think.

Anyway I have created a new neopets account after a long time. tangym36.
Neofriend me!!

Ho Ho Ho, Happy Good Friday!

Sidhu on CNN
For those who are in touch with Siddhu's style of commentating....
Imagine Sidhu On CNN.............
This is what will happen...........

To spice up its war coverage for South Asia, CNN
recently roped in maverick cricket commentator Navjot
Singh Sidhu. Here he is on Larry King Live -

Larry: Well, we've seen the fall of Kabul. Do you
think that wraps up the war? Can Bush rest easy now?

Sidhu: A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a
reef. You may have got the top order but one must not
forget that the Taliban has a long tail. War, like
cricket, is a game of glorious uncertainties. It will
be interesting to see what position Musharraf will
take now that the Northern Alliance is all over
Afghanistan. President Bush must remember that when
he is dining with the demon he must have a long spoon!

Larry: But surely the allied campaign has been a
success. First Mazar-e-Sharif, now Kabul...

Sidhu: True, the Taliban top order seem like
bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete
row will be down. But don't write off Bin Laden & Co. yet.
Afghanistan is a turning wicket and you could be in
for some nasty surprises. In cricket they say you cannot
afford to relax. The same holds true for war. It's
an ill omen when a fox licks its limbs. There should
be no let up- you have to keep pegging away till you
have squashed the enemy.

Larry: What lessons should the US learn from this war
in Afghanistan?

Sidhu: Don't bowl from wide off the crease. You have
to get your planes closer to the ground. Many of the
bombs have fallen from such a height that they could
have brought down some air hostesses with them!



Also, under windy conditions you cannot bowl way
outside the leg stump. When you drop the bombs from a
great height and it swings away from the target, then
it is a wasted delivery. The point from which you
deliver the bomb is vital. Remember, a good lather is half the shave!.

Larry: Over a hundred sorties flown. Surely, one has
to give some room for error...

Sidhu: Larry, statistics are like bikinies - they reveal what is expected,
but what they conceal is vital!.

Larry: This war has been a triumph of technology.
(Visual of a stealth bomber in action.)

Sidhu: Great feathers make great birds. But that is
not my idea of a bird. Mine would be 36-24-36!

Larry: How do you rate the US chances of nabbing
Osama bin Laden?

Sidhu: Well, my friend, all I can say is that it is
very difficult to kill a man who is completely
hell-bent upon committing suicide!

Larry: Sidhu,thank you for your incredible insight.If we had more politicians like you,the world would be a safer place.
Sidhu: Thank you Larry.If not a safer place, at least a more interesting place!

How can?

How can I be so shagged now!

Was it because I played basketball with all the Bayley Babes until 8pm last night? (i'm badddd at it!)
After supporting swim carnival for 2 hours? (morrison pwn)
After going for mentoring for another 2 hours before that? (my regular mentees weren't there, I couldn't discuss all our scandalous issues!!)
After a Rafflesian Spotlight meeting (wow, happiness. I wanna be a judge!)
After a Morrison House Meeting (zzzz quite dead.)
After being dumped with 36tons of homework by some teachers!!! (-faints-)

I totally agree with Jun Wei. The teachers are beginning to think that a single happy good friday off-day equals to 36 days of holidays!!

But oh well, everything is still happiness! Now worries in life! =D

Anyway

wHy is life such a roller-coater?

As you can read from the title, I feel that Life is such a roller-coaster with Differentiation quizes, Chemistry OBAs, physics quizes etc etc. Nowadays secondary education seems like tertiary education. Its such a topsy turvy world. But in life, we need to brighten things up and a lolllipop would do just fine. Especially if it was coca-cola flavour. This brings back fond childhood memories (as if i have entered adulthood?) in which the world was a much simpler place to live in. Nowadays, we have to live all the scandals-personal and others! What a way to say good morning to the world outside. I am now engulfed in darkness accept the light shining from my bed calling my name to fill its void.

Horrors!

Today was quite a horrific day! I got quite freaked out at some points.

We always get surprise Chemistry tests from Mr ocj which we so totally don't expect at all. But today we had a surprise 2.4 Napfa test! I hadn't run in weeks and was hoping to squeeze in some miles for the next two weeks, but oh well! When life throws you grenades, you catch it, pull out the pin and throw it back at life again!
Anyway, 11.20. I'm disappointed, I was hoping to get sub-11. (And during chem, we did get a surprise test haha!)

I got booked again. For the 5th or 6th time! That means, detention here I come! David Lu. (any random word) you.

Hey it rhymes!

I was a few steps away from the legal eating area, awww. I had always known thaarhd9e2983sxhd323exc blah no seditious comments!

And the final horror of the day was when I found out who one of my juniors was having sex with. They were all boys! Shocking! And I'll be working closely with him this year again for Drama Feste. How can I ever look him in the eye again!
Last year he had made a move for me but thankfully I was able to resist him! But goodie, he has narrowed his targets to only swimmers, so I'm safe yay.

Bitching and gossiping is fun! I'd die without them in my life.

I spent 4 hours today watching Swim Carnival Heats. Morrison ownage!

Hungry woman!

Yesterday did not start on a positive note for me as Mr Rims pulled me out and made me stand infront of everyone during assembly. Then after all the tip-top-on-the-dot matters which we call assembly had finished, he came over and told me:

"Tangymmmm, you are a Peer Support Leader! You must lead by example!"

I believe that it was a very inspirational, influential and instrumental speech and I am greatly motivated to be a strong pillar of the community in the future! Those few words changed my life!

Anyway I would just like to give everyone some advice for life.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

And another advice, "A Hungry man is an angry man!"

Now if we would just differentiate both these statements using the chain rule we would realise that,

"Hell hath no fury like a hungry woman!"

We were treated to a demonstration of this marvellous saying when in the middle of a Morrison Committee meeting, our beloved most happening House Mistress blurted, "Hurry up!! I'm hungry!!" Everyone in the atrium gasped and turned our way. I was immensely Humoured by this!

I'm feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and ready (3Rs?) after my nap from 1am to 4am just now, and I can't wait to get to school! I find sleeping a real waste of time really as it eats into my Happiness Hours, and I hope to be able to decrease this wastage to only 3 Hours on a regular basis. See you!!

Hyper Potential Difference

While revising static electricity for the quiz tom, i stumbled upon something that made me happier and hence my life became more enriched and happening!
In a residential water system, a pump is required to create a pressure in order to transport water up to various houlsholds for various purposes. With this water, ppl can go abt their lives in a merry way (in anticipation for christmas?? Its supposed to be merry rite!). Therefore, ppl would be happy and pleasurable. If you have been reading through the lines, if can be concluded that pressure would bring abt pleasure. So this has led me to ponder over the upcoming CTs. It will definitely create pressure but upon the sounding of the bell to mark the end of the final paper, everyone would be in a pleasurable mood. Even the teachers! This justifies the saying "Its darkest before dawn!" Food for thought Homies!

Hip-Hop

Today was the bomb! It was hip and hop all the way. I went hopping on my crutches all the way to junction 8 to indulge in delicious food at food junction with other hotsters such all alkok, ali, and alsingh (pavneet). We talked about all the scndals and for once, all our sorrows had vanished. Then we had to make our way home but it was not a teary parting for we knew that we would meet tom within the four corners of our wonderful school.

Before going to junction 8, it was violence (and silence) in the HML. Was hanging out with Aaron Chee(obu) and the usual hotsters until the library chased us out as they had had enough. Actually, today we were very disciplined, just like innocent angels.

Lessons were the usual bore today,except for English of course. We spent half the lesson arguing as to why we should not do the Application Question test today and the other half of the lesson doing the AQ test as our arguments were not substantiated with examples and facts. Hence our happy english teacher did not feel obliged to let us off scot free this time. But as the saying goes, "Alls well that ends well". So in the end, we were relieved to get this burden off our chest so that we could discover new frontiers for the upcoming common tests in two weeks time. Wow! time really flies, especially when drinking RUM!

Hugh Hefner!

Yesterday was a very eye-opening sexperience.
It was the ORA Day, and I believe that all the wonderful people who turned up enjoyed themselves tremendously. Me included!!

Actually it was quite screwed up because the highlight, the walkathon went dangerously wrong! Many young kids were sighted jay-walking and risking their precious lives on the busy roads outside RJC. But most of us made it back safely!

Much of the time I was there was spent scamming the stalls of free food and gifts with Dennis. He has greatly inspired me to become a con-man! We derived so much delight from our sexploits! Also, it was fun coming up with witty replies to some people's plea to us to buy their wares!

And the other bit of the time was solely devoted to pimpin' along with alwyn. He kachiowed me a lot and picked up about 36 girls. I think that is a very commendable achievement! Even though I gave away my rose and heart balloon and soft toys, I was certainly overshadowed. I bow down to a better pimpster Mr.Kock...

I also won myself about 48573 soft toys from a lucky draw which we can all use to decorate our 4L classroom, and use as hopscotch markers as well! So fun!

Anyway today is a Happy Birthday Day for the Honorary Hugh Hefner, who is the BOMB! He is 80 years old but still full of much energy, drive and libido! The Playboy Mansion is certainly an amazing place under his guidance and support.

I feel that everyone and everything needs guidance and support, just like a young sapling, which needs sunshine and water and cowpats on it to grow into a big tree.



This man is our coach Coach Dr Mr GohSH Sire. He has given Raffles Cricket our much needed guidance and support and we would all like to acknowledge his feats!

Home day

Today was spent mostly at home. Spending precious moments in my bed. Been very tired after all the happying arnd in sch so the fatigue was taing its toll!
"Mom, im gonna sleep for a while, so I will be my room"
"Yea sure, take ur time!"
"Ok i would be up in abt an hour or two"
2 hours later............
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
At 6.15pm
*yawn* "Oh no, the days gone already. I cant watch intimate sunsets. Instead i have to live in the darkness!"
This was pretty much the story of the day. Missed out on ORA. so effectively missed out on an opportunity(you should know what "opportunity" im refering to!). Nevermind la, must give others a chance to have their fair share.
Anywayz, i feel the urge to tuck into bed now! Dont ask me why. I thinking sleeping does not rejuvinate the body but instead causes more fatigue. Paradox?

Hammer them!

Went to watch "keeeping Mum". Rowan atkinson is the bomb! The movie had so many kinky scenes that i dropped all the popcorn (due to the shock, of course, im still innocent people) So then there was another addtion to the bevy of beauties! This one is tamsin egerton! ive never heard of her but now that i have seen and gained first hand experience, she is definitely worth a spot in our exclusive members-only list of hotsters. Speaking of which, i cam across this saying today "see no evil, here no evil and do no evil". But there is something strange and unique about this saying. It fails to include another aspect of the five sense, taste. It should also read "taste no evil". This is due to the basic fact that the food at IVIN'S was dynamite today(i told u i was still innocent!). We whacked eveything and they were so surprised when we kept ordering dish after dish after dish. The meal was good but the after effects were unimaginable. My stomach felt so hot and uncomfy all afternoon. So i decided to cool off with the ever-dependable MAGNUM ice cream. (for those who have never tried this one, it is worth living for! Trust me!)
I think i better make a move now! My bed is weaping for me cuz it does not feel complete! I must attend to my darling befor we break up!
Cya then
Regards

Hiatus? Not cool!

Everyone don't panic!
The proud presenters of Hotsters in the House! have been incredibly busy for the past few days to blog about the excitement that comes with going to school! We were not on a hiatus becuase it's not cool.

It really cannot be helped, Eva Longoria & l'oreal is everywhere! All around town! How beautiful! As beautiful as the lessons in class and the time outside the classroom. Every single minute turns me on (:

Anyway I complimented my mentee and she blushed! All the kids are getting so so scandalousssss these days. They all like to draw pokemon. One fine day, she drew a charizard. And she asked me how it was. I said, "It looks beautiful, as beautiful as you!!!"

Talking with all the handsome boys in school brings my fond memories when I was just a little boy who played digimon version1 and did all the Coolio Codes (ABABBCABC), and we had to cut out pieces of bus-cards and insert them to make them all evolve in Teddymon! We all had so much fun.

So today Morrison got second for Chinese Cultural Camp. It was fine, but we're still second overall! =(
Blue Print comes out next week and I'm so excited! I shall try to make it the hottest pieces of paper in the school. Prem & Kelvin Yin the h0tsters shall host the next house meeting too, how hip' is that!

Weixun told me about this killer pick-up line:

"Hi, my name is 'jin wan'"
"You can call me 'tonight'!"

It made me very happy.

Hallucination

Good day everyone. I think hallucination is a very intriguing word indeed. It is made up of 13 letters and sounds extremely insane.
Anywayz, today i was hallucinating. Everywhere i went, i saw Eva Longoria. On buses, cabs, cars, everything. I think eva is the epitomy of Hot! Just like *ahem*! Do u get what i mean? Ok now back onto the path of modesty.

School was amazing today. We had an english test and for the first time, the class was silent. Even the sound of a pin drop could be heard. Felt really odd and reminded me of Common tests. Speaking of which, we have one in a few weeks time .Its time to hit the books hard. Hit them where it hurts. Anywayz, we have all been there, done that for the past two years that now, its a happy ritual. So cheers to Common test and any other forms of test that the school may come up with for the sake of adding more pressure.

Regards

Hunkgary!

Everyone knows that Gary is the hunkiest member of the Rafflesian community. He brings so much joy and delight to our lives!

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As usual, he was sleeping in class today. Hoping to do the world a favour and awaken him so that he could share his hunkiness with everyone else, I poured water on his head!

And then I said, "Gary, look! There's a hole in the ceiling and all the rain water is coming in!"

Then he will wake up and say, "Where?" and look for the hole in the ceiling for 18 minutes!

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But the best of course was during a certain Chemistry Lesson.

Teacher: Gary, wake up! What is the metal after Potassium in the reactivity series? It starts with 'S'.

Some random person shouts: Sulphur!

Gary: Sulphur?

Some random person shouts: Selenium!

Gary: Selenium?

Some random person shouts: Silicon!

Gary: Silicon?
(correct answer is Sodium btw...)
Hahaha!
Don't you all think he's the bomb!?

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Anyway yesterday after designing our conspearmed RE Congress Gold Medal A++++ 23stars-and-counting RE project, me and chickyfrigs went to support RI Softball! We were happily taunting and shouting and cheering and jeering until they said we were being too distracting! Awww. No wonder they lost.

I failed my NAPFA today! Must train the beautiful chin-ups moremoremore! Hmm, maybe I should start working out with all the Hardcores. Or maybe I should start working out in the best way possible!

Working out by making out!?

Hurray! Cast Away

"Hi SEXY" my cast exclaimed.
And i replied "Bye my cookie crumz!"

Yes, today i had to part with my beloved cast. We had an intimate relationship for 7 weeks and we even slept together! My cookie crumbs had 2 pilliows to rest on during the night so as to ensure comfort. I feel so empty without you honey!

At the hospital today, i was taking an X-ray for the review of my fracture. The lady upon noticing in BOLD "HI SEXY!" smiled at me and gave me that funny look. I really cant decipher what she meant but i would take it as a compliment for now.

The day was topped off by the most happening math trigo test. Miss Low invigilated our class and she read out the instructions "Boys, if i cannot squeeze through the gap between ur tables then you are not sittting far enough apart!"
How cool is that?
"Oh no guys, pls make room quickly or else we will be bull-dozed!"
This was one of the few reasons why math test was sooooooo happening.

Anywayz, the math test marked the end of a turbulent week end running in and out of Lee Kong Chien reference library. Well, all the hardwork somehow did pay off but I unfortunately lost my one and only! My cast............... I'm going to miss you baby!

HOMERUN!

I agree thats ice kachang is quintessential in life. Ice kachang is like viagra! Lifts you up when you are down! Just like friends too. So anywayz, trigonometry CCT tom. All the since cosine and tans running throught my mind. I think they must be tired now (refering to the sin, cos and tans) cuz they have been running or rather sprinting since I was in the Library with Hardcore.

"Hey Prem, how come sine square x + cos square x = 1?"
"Handsome, i think u are too in love with it already la"

Yea, things were some what like that from time to time, hence we needed to take much awaited snack stops to refuel with glucose to be converted into energy! Haha (Bio Boy??)
The National Library is really awesome. The study lounge has a courtyard that is open air and allows one to witness breath-taking views of Bugis Junction(is it really breath-taking?). Anywayz, the library is super condusive for working but HML is still the place to pick up the pace (ok, im getting random now!)

I shall leave for now and go into deep slumber for the much awaited trigo CCT is aproximately 426.53434 mins!

Happy April's Fools' Day!

I have decided, that ice-kachang is the most romantic thing in the world!

Every dinner, when I am out with my dear friends, I would inevitably eat ice-kachang! And I would always remember that happiness that would build up inside of me. The people who share this joyous moments with me have ended up becoming some of my closest buddies. Exciting times will pass and I would look back and smile everytime such memories are evoked!

The syrups, the corn, the beans, the lychee at the bottom...everything is an important ingredient! Life without ice-kachang is like a river without meanders, no sexcitement at all! But my obsession with them is just like a passing shower, like a postman every morning. They just come and go!

Today was bliss. I spent much of the time in bed. Either sleeping, or sharing some intimate moments with my trigonometry notes!