Highs and Lows

Today has been a rollercoaster ride, literally. First, i had a rough time getting out of bed. Had a quarrel with my alarm clock and in the end i confronted it and gave it a punch to make it shut up. Then i had to overcome my blanket and that was a huge uphill task similar to tour de france. But it was an enriching exprience nevertheless.

Went to school to meet mohan-d-ass for RMUN and I am pleased to say that things are going well. We actually managed to do work once again today and it was pretty fun. Then all of a sudden (like a bolt from the blue) ****** interrupted us and I went for lunch to Pastamania. We had a serious conversation during lunch regarding our security which has recently come under threat. We are now stranded in the deep blue sea waiting to be rescued from the great white shark who would tear us into bits. But we have decided to join hands to get ourselves out of this sticky situation (literally sticky!). We have planned an attack on sunday at 4pm at Marina Square. Care to join us?

Personal word of advice to ******:
He is an angel who has descended from heaven to rid you of all your sorrows and pain and inject into you a sense of satisfaction and joy. You are the magical rings which a gymnast hangs on to for dear life, a saviour in other words. Feel privileged and enjoy this as these things dont occur in every lifetime!

How about a date?

Would you like a raisin? How about a date? Yes, this is a gorgeous pick-up line! Today has been such a day, I would like to call it a pick-up day! I was at Saint Andrews School with Jeremy and Angus koh for the interact bonding day and I must say that it was a rather new experience. It was pretty disorganised and rather boring with all the St. Nicks girls not being sporty and deciding not to participate in the activities. Nevertheless, a great experience and I would certainly recommend others to attend such enriching camps or rather, bonding dayz as the RI interact club calls it. Jeremy was in full-form when we reached there. This event was called BONDING DAY for a reason so we decided to bond covalently with the other students who we thought were single and eligible just like zhi zhi and naing. But to our dismay, the interactors present did not understand the true meaning and essence of interact clubs. It seems like interact club is not such a happening CCA in other schools but in RI is the hippest and hottest thing available. The EXCO is such a cohesive unit which works together to plan camps and other such activities which are extremely enriching and fulfilling. Well, the interact camp is looming overhead and it would begin shortly in abt 5 days time. Hopefully we get a chance to take primary schools kids out to the beach for a day filled with fun and adventure and then we could watch the romantic sunsets (many of us dont do such things due to the hectic pace of life!). It would be exciting spending time with my mentees like Gabrielle and Co who succumb to the temptation of uttering a vulgarity in every sentence they say. I think I need to be a better role model in their company and Iwant to fulfill my desire of turning them into gentlemen!

How do you feel today?

This day is definitely one to remember. It has been enchanting, exciting, super dazzling, confusing, happy, sad, fun, scadalous and last but not least, HOT! Yes, the weather was indeed hot and humid. I think the temperature was really high today. Maybe the weather had a little too much alcohol to drink and hence was feeling rather high and thus causing all of us in the tropics of Spore to experience some discomfort. But today was very hot (in the other sense of the word) too. Went to watch Over the Hedge with ****** and it was a good way to kick-off the holidayz. I think it was a sign of more to come. The humour was so lame that you actually laughed your guts out. It was hilarious and worth-while. But before the hollywood movie, I experienced another movie within the four corners of my dearest HML library. Went there with the intention of doing RMUN with all my happy-slappy group-mates and I must confess, we actually got some work done! Congrats guyz. This was the first time that we met up as a group with the conference in only 700 hrs. I have finally come up with a perfect team strategy. Aaron chee has adopted a rather harsh and crude strategy but my group feels that we need to adopt one that is close to heart and one that we fully believe in. It is "If you can't convince them, confude them!". I think this sums up the whole RMUN in a few words. Its even better than a mission statement!

But this was only the beginning of an action-packed day. I have come across a saying that has inspired me to greater heights. "It is improbable does not mean that it is impossible!". This is seriously the bomb! Its totally original just like KFC's original chicken with 12 herbs and spices.

Lunch at KFC with Naing and Mohandass, along with ****** was rather fun and thrilling. The chicks were so hot and juicy. The meat was super tender and the crispy skin was seventh heaven!

After reaching home from a much fun-filled day, it was time to unwinde in the pool. The water was so refreshing that one could wake up from deep slumber just like a bear in hibernation! It was crystal clear and very tricky at times due to the refraction which made the apparent depth shallower than it looked! But the pool water was not as refreshing as the water of life which I gulped down with my satsfaction. Somehow, when one is in real need of water, it tastes pretty different! I am not joking or being eccentric here but I really did taste something that was so soothing to the throat. Well, it has indeed been an eventful day with much saddness as well. I found out that one of the teacher's is leaving and I feel really sorry as she was backstabbed by her own students! What has the world come to? Why do people sink to such depths?

Have a break, dont have a Kit-Kat!

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer
company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to
determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to
take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the
test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The
manager went to the first applicant and said, ''Thank you for your
interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.''
"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions
correct," asked the rejected applicant. "We have based our decision
not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said
the department manager. "And just how would one incorrect
answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
''Simple,'' said the department manager, ''Your fellow applicant put
down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'''

Here we go!

The June holidays promises lots of fun with various projects such as History, RE, SS, Eng etc etc. But i would not ponder over the stress but instead focus on the positives. Today was Azhar's farewell party. Only missing element was booze! But it went well. I crashed it with wei xun to bask in the moment and enjoy some precious seconds with Nicky and Zhi zhi, the eligibles. Oops, i forgor Tham Zhi Yang. At the end of the party, we formed an isle through which Mr.Azhar was supposed to walk a victory and memorable lap but tammy added some spices by holding hands with Mr. Azhar and at the same time, enjoyed some intimate moments with him. It was totally scandalous. Will upload pics if i can. Naing was looking as eligible as ever! But today being founder's day, he looked pretty awesome and more lively than usual. I think he has been hitting the gym quite often as a form of relaxation.


Then I headed down to town with Nickyz and wei xun. We had lots of fun shooting pool but before that i went to get a punch in my ear to fill the void that i have been experiencing for 6 months now. It looks nice and I intend to leave it on even if there is anything on in sch during the June hols. Its of great sentimental value. Hope you understand!

Tomorrow is Nicky's birthday. I have no idea how i met him in the first place but we have had some wonderful times playing pool and hanging out. I hope that this is the beginning of a happening journey that would continue in JC too. He, along with daryl eng and zhi zhi and auyong, have been some outstanding friends this year. After much thought, i have no clue as to how i got to know them but its been fun at CHIJMES and at cosy while walking alone tanjong rhu in the wee hours of the morning. Guys u have been a great source of help when i have been in need of relaxing conversations to escape from the reality of life. Oh, i almost forgot ******! He too has been unique and brought about some moments that i would definitely cherish. His identity shall not be revealed for the greater good.

Cheers.

Hollowness

My life. Is in a terrible mess right now.

It's not so much for the 3.65, bottom 5 in class? Can.(yes, mine is a smart class)

But it's more of missing my last Founders' Day in RI just now. I so sooo wanted to sing with the rest of my cool batch! RI had been so great, and I don't want to leave as a no0b.
And I'll probably be missing my last ever Interact Camp too. All because of my right eye. Corneal ulcer. May lead too blindness in under a month. Ouch!

It was all because of the red eyes. I woke up yesterday, went to school late and told them I couldn't see properly in the morning. Nah, they still gave me the demerit point!!
Lectures and presentations were fun. Especially if they're done by your friends! And bowling was even better! I loooooooove bowling yeaaaahhh. 4L is such a hiphop class. Must bowl more often from now on! And then I went to the hospital, and this. One thing to look on the bright side of things (which means to look at things with my left eye! Hahahah!), medical girls are nice ((: Another incentive to do bio-chem in JC!

I'm flying off to the Land of The Bengal Tiger in 2 hours. That makes matters more complicated! I know I should be looking forward to this, but there's just so much work to be done! The 14billion pieces of homework, groupwork, project work, happy work, non-sch work and another 36billion sessions of dramafeste rehearsals, cricket training and hot dates I'll be missing aww!

There's also no contact lenses for the next 2 months. There goes all hopes of looking pretty!

Here is a word of advice!

The freedom of truth

The truth of who you are is much more beautiful and valuable than any deception you could construct. The more honest you are with yourself and with others, the more you'll tap into the real and lasting value in your life.

When you tell a lie or hide the truth, it brings you down. When you deceive or exaggerate to make yourself look better, you're sending a negative, destructive message to yourself. Consider the damage to your own confidence that occurs when you attempt to appear as someone you're not, just to win the approval of others. The person you pretend to be can never even come close to being as valuable as the person you really are.

Live in truth and let the real person you are shine brightly. Respect and value what is true, rather than what is convenient for the moment. When seeking to be the best you can be, nothing is more important than living truthfully. Be who you are, tell it like it is, and enjoy the real and lasting freedom of the truth.

Hardcore Bitching

The last 2 days were like rock&roll, going up and down like a big wave! There were the happier moments like cycling in the deep jungles of Pulau Ubin with hot people like ngiam and zhiwen aka BossBoy, and surveying hotter ijtp girls about their knowledge of nature in Singapore with the hosstesest Michael Lim. There were also the mildly fun parts such as walking, talking and sleeping. And walking and talking to dinosaurs at the Science Centre. But there was also the not so happy parts where we walk along Changi beach picking up coconuts, and basically listen to people talk and then become happy, because you fall asleep. Okay, what a camp.

I realised that there are so much work to be done over the June holidays! And out of the 5 group projects due, I'll be doing all 5 with aaron chee! Absolutely fascinating! While immersing myself in some Hardcore Bitching session with him just now, he told me, "You have to be 100% behind someone before you can stab him in the back"!! This is his personal motto in life. I have found this truly encouraging and inspiring and have adopted this as our team's official RMUN strategy.

Although I do not usually initiate such bitter exchanges of insults about another person, I have always found these discussions immensely enriching and fulfilling. They're always so informative and gives perspective to people's lives. Though vicious at times, they are mainly harmless and done just for the fun of it.

Unless you're Aaron Chee of course.
Puts any girl to shame.
totally pwnz0rZs their ballz0rZs.

But ali thinks bitching is bad (unless it's gary? lol). It brings unhappiness to another person's life, far far away. It shouldn't be the route to one's satisfaction as there are surely many other ways to derive this joy in life. I am struck in amazement how people can go on and on about the same people. wow!

Hard to get!

Well recently I have been playing hard to get with a special someone. It has been really an exciting game of hide and seek. Today i realised that life is actually a game of hard to get while i was differentiating some application questions in worksheet 1 during math lesson. The question alwasy gives you pieces of information but now everything and you have to try hard in order to spot the missing piece in order to complete the puzzle. Doesn't this sounds awesome. No wonder math is so life-like (according to the man himself, Mr. Beng Hong).

Cheers

Here's a sweet

Building momentum

The great thing about accomplishment is that it sets the stage for even more accomplishment. Larger successes grow out of smaller successes. Even the little goals are important, because when you achieve them you create a positive momentum. Once you're moving forward, there are many great places you can go.

To initiate your own momentum, start with a small goal and do whatever is necessary to achieve it. No matter who you are, there is something you can set right now as your goal and then achieve, so find it, do it, and put momentum on your side.

Set a small goal and reach it, then build on that positive momentum. You've just achieved something, and you know you can do it again, and again and again. Set a more ambitious goal and with your newfound confidence, achieve it. Get yourself to the point where success becomes a habit, where moving positively forward becomes a part of who you are.

Expect more of yourself, then live up to those expectations, then raise them even higher. Momentum is indeed a powerful force and you can put it solidly on your side as soon as you decide to do so. Start with small achievements, continue to build upon them, and soon nothing will be out of your reach.

Happy-go-lucky

OMG, i wanted to go to sch today but unfortunately my legs were to shagged to get out of bed. So once again i have to tell my FT that i had physiotherapy in the morning at 9am and hence I was not present in sch for the first half of the day. But frankly speaking, isn't sleeping a form of rehabilitation. When one is extremely tired, he wonders into the Land of Nod to break away from all responsibilities in the real world. So in that sense, i really was having rehab in bed!

Hard at work

Today was definitely a Sleep Feste. Snuggling in between JosieOoi & Aaron Chee, when it's so cold, put me to sleep straight away! It was a good, solid 4 hours spent in the LT catching up on some lost happiness, while some others were listening to lectures about hermit crabs and pulau ubin!

After school, I rushed down for the purportedly sexciting cricket C Div semi-finals against ACSI. I must say, it was an interesting experience because I have never witnessed such blatant rigging by the umpires before! Scandaloussss. We lost, but we went down fighting, and this is truly the spirit that makes me happy to see and be part of. (:

Everyone knows that the ball, just like the world is round. It is anybody's game in a ball-game. But the world is also flattened at the ends and sometimes, the ball goes one way more than the other. It is inevitable!

It was only in the late evening (after some exhilarating samba soccer action with the acsi boys!) when I was able to spend some quiet moments with myself and Alwyn Kock and we discussed various issues regarding our lives. I am greatly touched by all this, and have resolved to turn my world around, do much much better in my studies and keep up with the level of commitment I have in the school. The future would greatly depend on this. It would be a mountain to conquer, but I've got only 5 months left to do it! But of course, time would pass in the twinkle of the eye and everything will be all over, curtains, and we'll call it a day.

Happiness

Harold was an old man who was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."

At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted.....Old Harold just smiled!

High flyer!

Today was exhausting. I woke up super early at 9am to attempt the horrifying math pt on fenders, speed, stamina and grit. It was indeed a semi-successful expreience as I managed to finish quite a bit before rushing for training.

Training has become rather monotonus since all the sec 4s have stopped showing up. But, in all, training is still exciting because of my eagerness to get back onto the cricket pitch and once again taste sweet revenge. It has been a long time since i've tasted grass (i dont mean marijuana, although i was offered some while walking alone on the streets of Kathmandu at 2am in the morning!)

I met Nickyz and Wei Xun immediately after training at Paya Lebar to purchase my snooker cue after a long-awaited six months. It was a merry go-round trip as we could not find the warehouse hidden amongst car-mechanic/modifyers godowns in the middle of nowhere! After a much tiring walk, we decided to take a breather at macs and then we experienced the true colours of Wei Xun. He was in full form! He said hi to every TKGS girl who entered macs cuz he supposedly knew them from Tao Nan. I bet he was using it as an excuse to justify his flirting prowess. Rock on Xun!

We finally got our cues. Nickyz bought two pool cues which really looked sexy. I purchased a smooth snooker cue in preparation for the many upcoming competitions.

I am terribly sad that i missed Desperate Hsewives tonight. I saw the trailer and Eva Longoria was in lingerie. But, what the heck, its not the end of the world. Many such opportunities await me in the coming years where i would blossom into a MAN!

But on hindsight, today is a reason to celebrate. Aaron Chee is finally not pissed with me. He was fuming mad last night and it took him eight hours to forgive and forget. I guess i committed the crime of disagreeing with Hwee Leong (aaron's better half, while OCJ is his mistress!). Awwwww, I'm sorry aaron!

Hat-trick!

It has been an enchanting day once again, though rather disappointing at times! It all started with the Joga Bonito inter-house competition.

The Sambarinas did quite well, notching 4 wins, becoming Morrison's top team w00t. I scored 3 goals w00t-er. It was a hat-trick!

It was quite happy at first, but Morrison didn't do too well I think. It's okay.
Joga Bonito is the beautiful game. Everyone is a winner!

But morrison is more winner than j00.

This is my pro sambarina photoshop skills.


So then me and weiyuan went to Kern's house to do our Maths PT. It was a waste of time. We laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and got hot abs. But his brother's Men's Health magazine says, Abs are not everything a woman looks for. You need to have a good sense of humour too, because abs don't last forever! And we discussed Kern's love interest. She lives in 12 Faber Crescent hehe. Woww! Interesting!

And I reached home quite late and I'm wondering how to do the maths pt. Hmmm.

Horrific!

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,"Hello"."Mrs. Ward, please."

Speaking."

"Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical esting Laboratory.When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsyfrom another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which oneis your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and theother one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband offsomewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home,don't sleep with him"

How would you like a Kinder Bueno?

This is indeed very scandalous.

Everyone knows that OCJ is Aaron CHee's lovey-dovey boyfriend, but what they have been doing surpasses anything *some boys* do for their girlfriends even! All the touch-freelyness is entrancing!
Everyone knows that Aaron Chee did well in one chemistry test. And he's been getting treats from the Chemistry teacher for the past 3 days! Wow.

On Friday, Aaron got another kinder bueno from OCJ, after getting escorted away, hands on shoulder, from Seth (seth is how hawt). (Aaron doesnt know what he's missing out on, leaving Seth for OCj!) But anyway. They came back down from the private office and his hands were on aaron's waist. I got a picture but it's on my phone, and I can't transfer.
I told aaron, Give me the kinder bueno, or I'll tell the entire world about you and OCJ. He blushed, and gave me half. I'm going to try and stick to my word, and hopefully, no more than half the world will know about it.

So far I've only told about 8-9 people. And posted it on my blog. I hope not many people are privy to this blog! (:

Okay so, Saturday was another captivating day! It all started with a fine morning at the RMUN briefing@RJC where I stoned around because I was sleepy and witnessed Brandon Kwan & Arun turn on their charms and flirt with the various girls from the various schools. It was an interesting experience and has provided me with much food for thought! Surely, it is not something you see everyday?

GE Open House was tiring but I slacked most of it anyway. The p6 boys are quite weird, but most are nice anyway. Too bad I won't be in the same school as them! I also spent some quality time with Kern. Kern is so pervy and funny, and makes me really happy with his spasticisms. I really really hope that he'd get the Karen Choo of his dreams because only him, and not auyong, can make her happy with his funniness! He'd also not have to resort to pinpointing small glimpses of her in posters hehe.

The Evening was Eventful and I had a Delightful Dinner with my ldp mates at Swensons. I burnt the lemon and some paper and induced some weird stares from the next table! To prevent the burning smell from attracting more attention, I had to inhale in all the smoke ohno! It was a pity we couldn't watch Da Vinci Code but its alright, because I've got a date for it already =D

Holy macaroni!

The past few days have been mind-boggling. So many exciting things that have sprung up. I had macaroni and cheese last night and it was amazing. The cheese reminded me of Rome and all the small pizzerias along the streets. The macaroni rekindled fond memories of Paris because, just like the taste of macaroni, Paris was extremely delicious and spicy. The effiel tower was a sight never to be missed with many love birds taking shelter on the comfortable grass patches which lined the effiel tower. It was an inspiring sight!

Hear, hear

It has been quite a roller-coaster ride for the past 2 days because so many superduperwhooper things have been happening! On wednesday, I woke up and decided that I couldn't move and every part of my body had died! How sad! So I just came to school at 12. Aw.

It had mainly been a Swim Carn. Day which always makes me happy because winning is definitely a happy feeling! After that all the cooliodudios traipsed to Sean Yap's house for an evening of joy and delight! It was adequately fulfilled because it was definitely one of the most fun sleepovers I had ever had, with no adults around, and everybody was getting high and laughing so much! Kern was a lead in a cowboy video we produced, who rides the i-gallop and takes off his shirt and waves it around. It reminded me of all the steamy action from Brokeback Mountain!

We also created a new form of Scorpion Soccer called grasshopper/mosquito/cockroach soccer and it was fun too. Certainly, the football spirit did not die down as we all had much fun watching Barcelona wallop the nubcaked-behinds of Arsenal! Yaaaaaaaaayyyy, It's not as is I like Barca but I just can't stand a team that pokes fun at arses.

Some people slept, but I didn't because sleeping is ultimately a terrible waste of time, a luxury that someone into his last 6 months in RI cannot afford. We must all maximise these remaining days and I did that through some excitig male bonding activies. All the adrenaline was pumping and sweat dripping. The dark of the night surely changes how people behave!

Had another fun ride coming to school with my fellow happiboys at 6am in the morning. Damn shagged but no excuses because it's House Carn Day! Was part of the hockey and softball teams but couldn't play hockey cuz our hullett softball game took over an hour to end! The scandalous coin-toss issue hoho. Hose Carns also always make me happy because Morrison always does relatively well. (:
But my double-gold dream was turned tragically into a double-silver instead! :(

Dramafeste auditions was a thought-provoking affair. I hope I have gotten my theatre skills back, although I failed to tear even one drop when I was suppposed to be a convicted rapist who was due to be hung the very next day!!

Ah, the higlight was nonetheless the fascinating dinner that Prem mentioned earlier! Much was exposed and learnt about radical alternative lifestyles of todays' youths. There was many sexual puns and innuendos engaged in our light-hearted conversation with the great man-eating/licking/biting/touching/blowing SHark, and I'm hoping to delve further into this captivating issue!

I slept a total of 3 hours in 2 nights and there's still so much work to be done. I'm trying to be moody and hope people get convinced. I wonder how I a

m doing hmm. I left my handy-dandy notebook in Sean's house and I just can't keep track of my life now! OHNOO.

Today is friday and so much happening things are happening. It's RMUN presentations tomorrow and I haven't started. It's GE open house tomorrow and much is left to be done.

I think I am stressed?

Honey is the route to all evil!

Yesterday was the hippest day of all. The grass has never smelt fresher before at the almighty Kallang Cricket Ground. Stepped onto the cricket field after a long and hard 3 months of suffering. But before all the glee and happiness, I had to pay the physio a trip for the usual rehabilitation and relaxation. Pretty fun this time as my physio game me a crash course on the philosophy of pain. He says the younger generation views pain as a giant which cannot be defeated. But pain is actually a positive thing because it is a justification that our body mechanisms are functioning efficiently. See, everything looks good when one looks on the bright side of life.

After an exhausting day, I fled to Wei wen's house to watch Champions League finals with all the hotmales. It was an enriching experience as I spent much time with Naing trying to figure out how to start on RMUN. We slept for a total of 3 hrs and naing stripped me of my blanket. I suddenly realized how it felt like to be living on the cold and unfriendly streets of New York. I came to the conclusion that home is where the heart lies.

School was fantabulous as we spent much time reviewing and reflecting. But the best is still yet to be. We immersed ourselves in the inter-house softball slogfeste and achieved a dramatic second place. The tie-braker got too excting so the referees decided to name the winner based on a coin toss. Sadly for us, lady luck was not on our side. I always knew money was the route to all evil.

However, if you think the day has ended, you are totally mistaken. I fact, this was just the beginning of my journey. I, along with Ali, Hanson, Daryl and Zhi headed for dinner with SH-ark at Yoshinoya. We had a long discussion abt very perculiar issues and laughed to our heart's content. It was most fulfilling to experience such an atmosphere of happiness after a hard-day's work.

Have fun!

I strongly believe that it is LOVE that drives the world in the troubled times of today. It can be LOVE for anything, and today, I saw many examples of LOVE taking its toll of everyone.

It had been a refreshing start to the day after I realised I topped the class in the english CA, and combined with the CT marks, I have finally achieved my elusive first 4.0. This is truly a motivating factor for me as I believe that all is not lost and hopeless in the world.

The inter-house rugby was a memorable experience too. Now I sit infront of the computer with an aching back, bruised arm, grazed knee, painful fingers and burst pimples. But I also sit infront of the computer with satisfaction because I have played rugby for Morrison House. It is a dirty game, yes, and there are winners and losers in every game, (as what John Nash proved in his Nobel-winning mathematics paper). It wasn't such a happy day for the Boys in Blue because we got 4th!!

But I am polemical that it can only get better, starting right tomorrow with the swim carn finals!!! I have also realised my true physical strength as I made many awesome tackles and even walked around with weiyuan on my back for about 3metres! This is truly an amazing feat for me and my weak body.

The day ended on a high too, as we fended off attacks from a transvestite and quickly escaped to the sanctity of the MRT! It was definietely a life-threatening encounter!

Hazy Wazy!

Friendship is like the rays of the majestic sun filtering through the windows of your heart on a dull and gloomy day! Friendship is the all important force which gives more meaning to life and encourages damsels in distress to live on despite all odds. Today i extended my friendship with zhizhi and other hotmales such a long zhao when we pounced upon a he/she at j8. It was an amazing experience which you dont get to see everyday. Recently, it has been a new day, new discovery sort of adventure. Speaking of friendship, i had arranged to meet SH-ark along with daryl eng and ali but unfortunatley,the shark was busy snoozing off in the deep blue sea. Sigh, how i wished to further a friendship with the great white and let it blossom into a garden full of roses.

However, today has brought alot of unhappiness too. I found out that someone has been exposing all the hidden secrets of which i confided in him. This indeed has brought great despair. But according to that someone, these things always happen in love and war. I hope this has shed light upon such acts of cruelty and i hope that this is not repeated in future.

Huff and Puff and blow the House down!

Today was an eventful day. I am really pissed with WW for all the seduction and temptation. I vow never to release any hints or secrets again. I shall keep all the secrets of Jerry and Tom (not their real names cuz im not soooo mean) to myself and Darry who has been pivotal in such trying times. I shot some snooker today. Totally fun! But i did miss Desperate Housewives and that so sad cuz there is alwayz some scandal popping up.

Tom is a fun filled day too. Have an appointment with the SH-ark with Darry. Hopefully i come out of the meeting in one-piece. Hope he does not swallow me or even blow (!!!) me away!

Hats off to the world!

Today I really took my hat off to the world, and life in general. They have proven me that it is impossible to be perfect!
If you have one thing in abundance, you must definitely compromise, and accept that you'll lack something in another place. These are all the philosophical musings that I had managed to engage in, after discovering that I had the lowest Chemistry CA mark in class. However, due to much seduction(!!!) and temptation(!!!), my Chemistry teacher finally allowed me to get a good grade for my overall results.

After school was lost in the company of happening people, like the man to whose right ventricle I belong (WW). He was trying to extract much gossip from me & Prem, and after much seduction(!!!!) and temptation (!!!) he finally managed to get them!

What a seduction- and temptation-filled day!

Tomorrow is the Big Banging, and I hope to be able to join in after my rugby adventures!

Happy Mother's Day!!

A mother is paramount and of integral importance to everyone's happiness.

So, love your mums and have a happiness-filled lifee!

Hotsters, Handsomesters and Happisters

Definitely, last evening had been an eye-opening and enriching sexperience for me to learn so much about the extensive bitching and backstabbing circuit in our school!
Gardening in Seoul was truly a soulful encounter!

But of course, walking from orchard to the esplanade was another happiness adventure, where we get to check out shady mafia headquarters and hidden brothels and hiphop places and the beautiful sky with the beautiful full moon with all the fellow H0tsters, Handsomesters and Happisters. It was all very romantic !

Then we had our discussion regarding life, the universe and everything. And I got home at nearly 1am, slept at 2am and woke up just now at 12noon.

That is the life!

Anyway I saw this punkass rockster man dressed in bling and black and looked like he had a tree-trunk through his ear-lobes. ouch! That is soooo ewww!

Hearty Evening

Just came back from under the stars at Esplanade with all the hotsters namely nainh ye lin, daryl eng, WW etc. The esplanade is a great loaction for viewing the stars and merlion. Aaron chee was intently looking at the sky for some reason or the other.

Seoul Garden was awesome. We met the other 14 guys with justina ( i knew that this would happen as lz, cjy and others felt our absence and hence did not want to be deprived of fun and excitement that Auyong provided). We attracted quite a bit of attention at the restaurant and were just about to be kicked out by the management staff. I was listening intently to Auyong and Daryl who had much to offer and even managed to get ppl to listen from the other tables. Then came ww's hearty discussion. The four chambers were in constant dispute and competition to prove themselves as the worthy ppl who deserve a place in the ventricle or atrium.

Aftter the meal, we decided to work out by walking from taka to esplanade where we sat down and discussed life and its many challenges.

Thjs day deserved much recomendation. i hope this is the doorway to heaven!

Happiness

Yesterday was the bomb with the inter house carnival. I escaped from my table tennis team to spend a few quiet moments with SH-ark and Ali on the gymnasium floor. I was peaceful and reminded me of the lonely wilderness of South America. For a moment i felt as though i had changed into a monk who was meditating so as to rid himself of all the evils in life. After the intimate conversation, we decided on a dinner after Morrison Dramafeste Auditions.

To add to my happiness, Morrison came in second for the inter-house table tennis beating the likes of Hullet (with zuo ming and walter leading the way, supported along the sidelines by Aaron Chee!) and Bayley (with Naing and other eligibles).

Got back papers yest too. Quite fun to see all the anxious faces of Janson and Wen Jun along with the mad scientists such as Mingxuan. Results were fine but i still have to pull up my socks to prevent any injuries while playing soccer. (Pretty random?) But as i told many ppl, no matter what happens, the sun is still shining in the sky, the birds are stll chirping and the clouds are still sailing in the clear blue skies. Life still goes on despite what happens.

Tonight is gonna be pimping. With all the daryl engz and Naingz. An excursion to seoul garden. Hot and happening! But i wonder where the WW's would be? Busy with the SH-ark?

Adioz Amegos!

House Carnivality

House Carnival commenced with a Big Bang yesterday because Morrison House was, as usual, on firee! Of course there were the regular h0tsters who did their best to ignite the trail of destruction and set off such a big day of happiness!

I also got back my disappointing test papers. Lowest in class for Biology. I was severely disheartened by this upsetting result but I have decided to pull my socks up to the waist next semester so as to improve my results. I realise that I have not put in my 3600% this time around, and shall strive for a brighter and happier future with my hormones and hypothalamuses and thermoregulation. Math paper was better though.

But one must understand that all days that may seem bleak and gloomy would always end happily! It is the Theory of the Light At The End Of The Tunnel. Everytime I'm feeling depressed, I would inevitably refer to this awesome Theory and lift up my spirits. Surely, this Theory did not disappoint me as I enjoyed a few happening hours of camwhoring with sgboys like the Man-Eating SHark and my fellow pseudo-buckleyeans, and a few quiet moments with the four chambers of my heart.

Today shall be another gorgeous day with the Havoc Party at night. mmmmmmm! Shall blog about it later!

Saddness

This morning was a very sad morning indeed. Sometimes a moment arises when you feel that the world is such a sad place and today i felt that moment along with all the other hotties. For starters, there was the inaugural RI lame joke competition, which was not really lame but instead rather screwed. The PB comes up with something that tarnishes their image instead of portraying themselves as a board which maintains standards of discipline within the compounds of the school. I understand that there are moments to have fun but this was definitely not the right one.

I'm in the HML blogging now with pavneet singh by my side (along with two Biology books to show ourselves as intently mugging for CT2). Seems pretty fun to blog in the library considering that i would become a friend of the library of caught by the awesome foursome hit squad led by cheeky yap.

Heeren and Hotsters

Today was totally WOW. It all started with a phone call from Nickyz and Wei Xun. I jumped out of bed and straight for pool after which i met ali, Naing, WALTER and other eligibles such as Aaron Chee. We met at Burger Kiing along Orchard road to discuss RMUN. But every 2 seconds we digressed onto another hot topic for no reason whatsoever. We had nothing better to do so we decided to walk to the new Cathay cinema at Dhoby Ghaut via HMV at heeren. Along the way we discussed more scandalous issues such as ............ (i shall not comment on this one!). And then we talked about the four chambers of W's heart and whom these 4 chambers belong to. It was very fun indeed. I think it was a day well spent. Much better than gg to school and listening to Rims pis confuse me as to what electricity exactly is!

Happening Day was Today

with all the most eligiblest and hottestestestestest bachelors and bachelorettes in RI like walter, aaron chee, daniel wu!man, naing!man, prem and yuheng. We realised that it is the completely most impossible thing to talk about one topic for more than 3.6 seconds. aww.

"Happiness is the essence of us." I think that's quite an appropriate saying and captures the very crux of the meaning of life that everyone should strive for. Happiness cannot be achieved witout hotness which was what our small group had in plenty in the forms of MEPs, Human Torches & Charizards. cool.

Heartbreak!

While coming home in Comfort yesterday, I began to ponder about the meaning of life and I have decided that it is just a fatal disease that everyone dies from. But while still in the critical stages, (such as age 13-19), one must live it to the fullest and keep his head up even if scandalous match-fixing and incompetent refereeing decides to kick his class out of Interclass Soccer Tournaments.

There should be absolutely no reason to display any forms of poor attitude, and everyone should live and let live. I think that today is a wonderful holiday for everyone to recuperate from the agonies of yesterday.
Too much bubble tea also makes everyone effervescense in the stomach and creates precipitates in form of vomit.
I also need some time to myself becuase I absolutely do not understand why my charmeleon is not evolving into charizard even at L37!!

Higher and Higher

The best competitors are those who do not focus on the competition, but rather who go beyond it. The winner of a race does not look back at the rest of the field, but focuses instead on the path that lies ahead, where there is no competition.
The most successful businesses are those that define the market, rather than those which attempt to dominate it. They forge ahead into territory where there is no competition, and thus leave all the competitors in the dust.
The way to win is not by getting someone else to lose, for that is never a sustainable strategy. The way to win big, over and over again, is to set the highest standards you can possibly imagine and then live each moment true to them.
When you fight against other people, they'll fight back. Yet when you innovate and follow a higher vision, when you boldly go where no one else has been, then others will gladly follow and support you along the way.
Rise above the competition, go beyond it, and you'll be the most positively competitive runner in the race.

I have been thinkning lately aboutlife in general. As you can see, i am feeling quite lively now.

"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.""Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

"May I hold your hand?""No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

Anywayz today was inter-class soccer. I had the privilege to have the mike in my hands. And not to mention zhi yang next to me. Had lots of fun commentating and relaxing in the heat. Felt quite bubbly due to the bubble tea sale. In think we made quite a bit of profit and to celebrate this success, i think we should have a barbecue (embazzle some of the bubble tea funds? shhhhh). Lets see what happens in the coming dayz. Thursday is THE DAY! Tomorrow is inter hse table tennis training with kennedyz.

Honourary..............

I would like to begin with a word of advice.....

The thought comes to you of who you can be, of what you can accomplish, of how you can live. Put that thought where it can grow, where it can become strong, where it can be made real.
What is this day for if not for living true to the highest and best of your possibilities? Now is the moment in which your most treasured dreams have the opportunity to be made real.
Everywhere you go, everything you have and become begins with a thought. So give the very best of those thoughts the room and the energy and the action to grow.
Don't discard your best thoughts, or hide them or bury them. Give them life, give them time, give them passion. Respect and appreciate those thoughts. They're yours for a reason. Take the best of them and use your life to make them happen.

I think that the above mentioned words are extremely meaningful. They have shed light upon my happy life and made me a better man on the whole. I now feel a sense of completedness. Do u??

Anywayz, today was spectacular. After the intensive relaxation and rehab i headed down to Parkway builders to play a much anticipated game of pool with mr. CCY (the boss man). Even though we did not take score, i still think that it was extremely fun and exciting. Finally, after months of planning, it all came down to this fateful day. Life seems so colourful these days with all the happysters and eligibles free after the CT period.

Keep up the good work ppl!

Harlequin Girls

Today was another one of those days when it feels so lovely and you feel like life is like a oreo cheese cake, so sweet and delightful!

I went to school early in the morning and enjoyed a few good hours of football, before turning to more serious stuff like morrison drama feste! I think it is really one of the most exciting things that is going to happen to me this year, and I am greatly looking forward to it!

After which all the handsomest darlings of the world proceeded for a Interact Club Board Meeting which was supposed to be short and lasted only 3 hours only. Simple.
But gossiping with my fellow h0tshots makes time pass so fast! All the new inspiration that I have picked up today would definitely lead me higher in my quest for happinessification.

Anyway last night was spent in the confines of my bed trying to make my charmeleon evolve into a charizard!



Charizard is so hot.


Anyway oops, dennis broke his shoulder.

hot, hotter, hottest, hottestest

Yes peeps, i have coined a new term today. "Hottestest". Thats because i cannot find any word to descride the happening weekend. It all began on fri after the CTs.

Friday:
Cts- History and Biolgy
When a stranger calls (awesome movie- i jumped up from my seat!)
Election Rally (wp was amazing with all the scandalous stuff)
Happyness at Plaza s'pura (with all the walters and prasatts!) so scandalous

Saturday:
Day started at 1pm haha
Relaxation and rehabilitation
Shopping! (heeren has good stuff people)
Cozy bay (Ahem! ahem! i shall not comment!)
Movie: get rich or die trying (50 cent's life story)

Sunday:
Lunch--> with family (ahem! ahem! future family?)
Mission impossible 3 with all the 4A guys like eligible zhi zhi and naing
Pool: with nicky'z and eligibles!
Happiness!

Jokes corner:
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

Several nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a firebroke out. The nuns took their habits off and tied them together to make arope to get out of the building via the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a newsreporter came over to one of the nuns and said to her, "Weren't you afraidthat the habits could have ripped or broken since they're old?"The nun Replied, "No, don't you know old habits are hard to break!??!

Hope that this is just the beginning! Life has much more to bring!
Over and out,
Prem

Hypothalamuses

I always knew erections were exciting. But elections are just as exciting too! They should have one everyday and make Singapore a much happier place.

Saturday was cool.

Tomorrow is going to be cooler.

Pokemon is the coolest.

Everyone's crazy about Pokemon now!! It's so fun. I've started bringing my gameboy along everytime I go to the toilet now.

High!

The Beer Theory!The "smartest" thing the Cliff Clavin character ever said in the comedy seriesCheers was when explaining the buffalo theory to his buddy Norm. It wentsomething like this...."Well ya see Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast asthe slowest buffalo. So when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakestones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for theherd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keepsimproving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowestbrain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells. Butnaturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the braina faster and more efficient machine.

Above is something that i found unique. These are things you do not come across everday unlike ohm's law and avagadro's constant. Today marked the end of the election rally as well as the CTs. Both events ended with a bang. The rally was so hot that everyone started sweating (pun intended). The speeches were so fiery that the whole crowd got rowdy and unruly and started singing "ole,ole ole ole!". It was pre world cup fever in the body of politics. So happening. I think the crowd was larger than Madonna's concert in Singapore many year's ago.

CTs were quite fun. All the late nights in the library spending quality time with Tom and Jerry (the two most hardcore librarians). And not forgetting the physics reference books which are 36000 pages thick! OMG! whats depths have i sunk to? I shall do a self questioning now to evaluate myself before and after the CTs. i feel the CTs have refined my inner beauty and greatly developed in me the virtue of gentlemanlyness!

High everyone

Wow today was quite an exciting day! Full of excitement and excitable events.

Like the end of the happy Common Tests! They were happy because I realise that they are like the only period in the year where there is no stress and pressure from other stuff. Never mind how the papers went because life is unpredictable, just like the weather!

We never expected it to rain on such a beautiful morning but when life throws you balls, you catch them and play with them! So we played soccer in the rain even though I had quite a nasty cough! Then some of the handsomer boys went to watch MIIII (or MI3, in non-roman numerals) which was pretty Make It-able though there are so many loopholes and bloopers and other happy things which makes me laugh even though it is supposed to be a sad movie because many people die awwww.

(this is the first movie I've watched with boys this year heehee)

And then was off to the battlefields! At serangoon stadium where W*****'s Party was partying around! It was quite happy and happening but I shouldn't blog about what we did because this blog may get shut down lol. Everyone was so high and they all smiled at us, so sweet.

Tomorrow it's off to Sean Yap's house for 4L soccer training session. Now that's hot!

Hardcore Mugging 2

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Hardcore Mugging

It's really quite exciting!

All the papers were happy, no problems!

I am trying to memorise some songs now, it's quite distracting but I guess a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! I've never come home so early as these days before and it's an enriching experience to have so much time on my hands! Hmm.

Physics tomorrow okiexz.