Horrific Halloween!

Today was quite a happening day that got my heart beating faster and faster ever since I woke up at 10am and realised what a beautiful morning it was =)

Sorry. Went to school. GI Meeting. No0b Weiwen. Heard that when Yelin asked Gerrard Lai to count the number of pegs, he started counting his packs. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Hahaha.

Saw Brandon Kwan's new manly gf, like wow. All the testosterone was impressive.

Daniel decided to quit basketball after such a traumatising experience since she/he might be his senior lol!

Decided that the Boyahs are not destined to rehearse together, so me, Dan & the pussycat Yelin went to stone at Orchard Library. It was quite a memorable experience too, as we laughed for 15mins straight after discussing our favourite honeymoons. Thank goodness I was in a half-squatting position, hopefully I built up some abs along the way.

Daniel decided to become a Man, and picked up a book called "Dicks; How to use them" Cool.




Saw an inspirational quote: "A healthy pecker makes a happy cocksman". Quite food-for-thought-ishy.


Yelin, on the other whisker, decided that being like Loh Zhi Zhi was the way to go!





Yelin had some h0tMaLeS business so me and Daniel decided to anyhow around and shop. Saw a silk Versace shirt that cost 2000$+ which was quite turning on. Sorry pls no choice even though (2000/40 = 500) weeks of not eating doesn't seem very appealing. Nicole Richie is like so totally not the way to go!

Saw stuff for Grad Night and other similar playah pimpsta' activities.



















I also made known my Philosophies of Life.






We left after we realised that we were the only males in the store, oopsie. =((

I realize women's clothes are so much hotter than guys' and they've got such a variety to choose from and look beautiful. Ah well!


Pimped around some more, witnessed an MRT accident, walked a few miles, Daniel shopped for Halloween and the usual.

I realised I won't be blogging for some time with all the sleeping around (Haha) I'll be doing the next few days! And neither will Prem after hooking up with all his boyfriends ;) Busy boy.

Bye Blog.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Every Sunday I feel very intellectual. Because I read the newspapers and I go hmmm hmmm hmmm and I nod my head wisely. It is the only bit of reading I do the whole week and it makes me feel very smart!

Today I read that North Korea and Iran are making atomic bombs. This has made me realise that Singapore can make one too. Especially with my good friend and classmate with an IQ which can be expressed in index form, the future looks bright and cheery for us!



I'm feeling like Pinky and the Brain!



Okay it's time to go back to the Chinese. Nope, unlike the other handsome boys in the world I am not studying for the O-Levels tomorrow (!gdluck everyone!).

I am brushing up on my various pick up lines. I am translating words like "watermelon" and "moon" because they are crucial in every pick-up line!


Wow, mysterious!!



"The friend of a friend is a friend.
The enemy of an enemy is also a friend!"
If we analyse and reflect upon this quote, we'd realise that quite a large portion of the world's populations is actually our friends! This is surely beautifying my vision of the world =D


Happiness beckons!

Hitch & Ditch!

These past few days were seriously quite Havocky. Everything has been running perfectly and has put me into a Happiness Mode, which I haven't really been getting the drift of since the previous weekend!

I finally signed up for a Photo-host and it is certainly making life much easier!





Me and Dennis!


Foong and Junwei! after Dennis absolutely refused to take a picture with Foong, so that the boy doesn't get to satisfy his deepest sexual cravings



Justin. Wenjun was betting the table would break any second.

With Gerald and Gary! The two boys who have been such an integral part of my classes for the last 4 years of my life. The type of people who aren't really felt but you can always feel it when they aren't there anymore.
"It's not about the people you know, but about the people who'd miss you when you're gone" - Naing Yelin.

After getting back our dismal marks, I finally had a good heart-to-heart canversation with Gary which didn't include me hurling homosexual accusations at him or calling him a total waste of space in the world. I liked it! I can really connect to Gary now that we have similar academic inclinations.

With Shorts in Long Pants!

After all the regular dosage of Boyahing rehearsals (where we tried to bring Sexy back and concluded that Stars are blind; it's gonna be a real blast! catch us 4thNov'06 4pm LT1!!!!!!) and watching sexy sweaty boys playing basketball in the rain, life has been quite a laugh!

Anyway, we got back our results. I didn't do as spectacularly as I had sort of hoped I'd do and the nights of mugging bore no fruit. So like many others I think I'll put up my class positions of the papers I had gotten back!


Social Studies - 4th-bottom in class (for CT)
Biology - 3rd-bottom in class (for both CT and Overall)
Chemistry - Last in class (both CT and Overall)
Physics - Last in class (for CT, Second-bottom for Overall)

I have no comments =(


So I came home and experienced some unhappiness and reflected upon my actions and decided that we all have to let bygones be bygones! My parents unexpectedly didn't explode, just made some caustic remarks like how I'd be better off at an ITE(I thoroughly agree!) and things like that =)

To discharge all the negative energy, Ali and Ngiam went to VivoCity to check the whole place out. It was quite an adventure, and we binged! Lunch Part One, Lunch Part Two and Lunch Part Three. And we each ate an entire bar of chocolate to release some endorphines and to be transported to a happier place!





I tried to take some creative shots. Hopefully Kennedy would be convinced that I do indeed take pictures of things instead of myself!



Also some some awfully adorable kids bathing in the fountains and getting all wet and wild!

And then Prem joined us and we had Lunch Part...I was losing count already!


Saw a stall and really realised the importance of good luck! We must always have Lady Luck to smile on us when we're in this restaurant!


And we sat down and discussed our futures, the End of the Universe and the meaning Life for 2+ hours! We Derived new formulas to explain the world, Drew analogies and Developed quotable quotes!





This was the point when I got -REJECTED- for the third time in my Life. Innocently asked an elderly lady to help us take a picture of us, but she cheekily walked away! I was shocked and my heart fluttered at the sight. A drop of tear trickled down my now pimple-less cheek (after using superduper OXY PIMPLE GEL)! I hope that noone ever has to endure such dejection in their lives anymore! (U)

Decided that a guy's best friend was really the toilet because that is where he feels like a true Man. That is where we can also take pictures and not worry about getting rejected anymore!

Fruit is good for your health.




It was a good day and we made plans that will really turn our lives upside down inside out all about. I also gathered many opportunities to form many synapses, which magically develops in our brains everytime we are able to form new connections. These knowledge is absolutely wonderful and inordinately enlightening! I can almost imagine my brain teeming with so so many many synapses and neurons!!

So after getting Ditched by the 2 boys, it was time to Hitch a Mrt ride Home from Harbourfront! The Mrt is truly a symbol of Singaporean efficiency and I am proud to have experienced these marvel of mankind in my life. The world-classness of the whole system makes my eyes water in amazement!

A quote that I picked up from the cosy confines of the HML, which is indeed an appropriate way to end the day, "Friendship is like wine, it just gets better with age!!!!"

Then we had more Boyah rehearsals today morning! But decided that since Weiwank was wanking at home, we'd take pictures instead!




Ali, Daniel and Yelin trying to get kinky and pimping around with the RI flag!


The entire Admin Block was getting white-washed. Yichao must be up to no good!


Yelin looking up to the portrait of a man close to our hearts and souls, Sir Stamford Raffles which I don't think many people actually know exists.




Went over to Weiwen's house after trudging through the haze smoke and jungles to join him in his favourite activities, and perfected our *secrets!!!shh!* Tried to compare his medal/trophy collection with mine. I was

pwnt.


I tried to explain to him that in team sports, we play for a month or more, and get one medal. Unlike individual sports like running where competing for 5 minutes (that's his 2.4km timing or something) gets you massive trophies. But I believe team sports have muchmuch more to offer than individual sports anyway. The experience is priceless! Just like Mastercard.

He was being such a Weiwen and had to go off and meet his girlfriendS so we left!

I went for some LDP sharing thing @ NJC. Talked to future participants and tried to inspire them to a better tomorrow. I had to give a speech so I quoted our favourite friend Albert Einsten, "Only a life lived for others is a life worth living!!!!!" I hope I have shown them The way.

Went over to Orchard and met Dennis, YuGuang and Daniel, who were all sweaty and nose-bleeding from watching Holly Valance in DeadOrAlive.

Some naughty bus driver scammed us, so me and Dan had to walk a few kilometres. But it was good walking and talking and gave us ample time to exchange some scandalous gossips oooooh! I like secrets!

Okay this is a long post because there is absolutely nothing else to do. I have broken many records, crossed many boundaries and brought the definition of blogging up to a whole new level!
I'm going to start playing Neopets soon, but in the meantime I shall rot on Youtbe getting impressed by the manly Wade Robson.


The rest of the days promises new levels of Happiness indeed!

Hari Raya Special

Today was Selamat Hari Raya Day!

Yes, many people don't know that I'm Muslim just because I don't have a beard and don't wear a turban. Like how Auyong exclaimed upon the grave realisation, "But I thought Muslims can't be gay!!!!"


I was also a bit upset when Hady Mirza won the Singapore Idol Championships because in 2 years when I join and want to win, I won't know how prepared Singaporeans would be in accepting a 3rd straight Non-Chinese Idol. They might jump out of their skins and fly over the moon!! Even though I'm not like Malaaay, not many people actually know the difference between Malay and non-chinese,malay,indian hahaha!


Anyway I am busy writing an English Essay now and listening to Paris Hilton sing all her beautiful songs. She is awesome and her voice is like sweet sweet honey trickling into my ears and making my head groggy in happiness. I am imagining her singing Stars Are Blind to me, oooooo I am such a lucky Man!


Daniel and Dennis fishing each other heeeheee.

Hook the bait!

omggxzxzxzxz`` ManUtd is owning some nubcaked Liverpool and that rocks my non-existent purple crocs!!


Anyway on Saturday, I went fishing with some happy boys!!





At East Coast Park. Bedok Jetty, where all the gays in Singapore congregate. It was great. With all our Old Rod, Super Rod and Good Rod. I caught 4 ikan bilis in 4 hours. It was quite a good effort considering it was my first time fishing!

Unlike Guang & Dennis who're damn pro, as soon as they throw in their line they manage to catch stingrays, octopusses, sharks and pink dolphins =(

Foong is really a masterbaiter, every rod he baited, confirm 100%+bonus will have 4 ikan bilis hooked onto it. Pro ! He was masterbaiting th whole time and making all his foong-comments about his astonishing sexual prowess and uncompromising libido that he got owned quite a lot by Guang.

I would leave everyone with an awe-inspiring quote by none other than the man who has made Chickadeez what it is today, Confucious says, Man who hooks worm as bait very well is masterbaiter.

Anyway the relentless heat of our dear friend, Mr Sun, was making us much hotter than we already were, so we went cycling! We cycled for 3 hours and my butt hurts ouch!! Junwei learnt how to cycle too!

And of all people at East Coast Park we met the slimiest kinkiest puddytat in the world, Naing Yelin!

You were looking awesome, Naing!


While going home, we passed by Tao Nan Primary School omgomgomg.

TNPS produced gh3ys like Gary Yeo, so we all decided to pose like a Gary to commemorate this special occasion. Can you feel the gayness emanating from the picture???


I reached home and died, and now I hear we have to redo some lame essay =((((

I hope the rest of the holidays are fun too! Must go out with boys moremoremore! Girls, must wait until O-levels are over and that is almost a month more hehe. Somehow girls from IP schools don't like to go out with me and ali is very sad !


(My naughty camera's card thingy is very disobedient, and I lost so many beautiful pictures!!)

Here without you

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."

The happiness We experience is like the rays of the sun and has filled me up to the brim, and motivated everyone to reach greater heights of joy! I have put my mind to it and decided that the coming days would really be a beacon of happiness for everyone!

Our last exams in RI are overrrrr, and weirdly enough, I am kind of wishing the entire thing lasted longer. Exams are really quite an aphrodisiac for the soul!



I have a passion for photography but usually the only photos I like to take are of myself! But then we havent't cam-gigoloed for daaaaaaaaamn long la oh nos!

But anyway! Biology and History were surprisingly fine, even though I am going to do pretty badly for Bio, considering I didn't know Huntington's Disease was dominant or anything about mitosis or meiosis. The bio paper has really made me realise that sex is seriously a complicated thing! I shall appreciate it more from now on (:

Post-exam wasn't all the big hoo-ha bamwham grand party bash that I anticipated instead it was simple soccer under the Hot and Hazy skies !

Ooooh but today we watched The Prestige@The Cathay. Sean Yap, Kern, Prem, Alwank, Ronald, Samuel Chong and Ali. And Enghow joined us later. Wowowowww it's an intriguing movie that literally keeps audiences on the edge of their seats with its intricately-woven plot and gorgeous actors&actresses! 5-stars. * * * * * (y)

However it burnt my heart to see Scarlett Johansson whoring around and made me lose faith in her =( I would also give her 5-stars ***** where the first star is a B!

Everyone was amazed! I was getting quite confuzzled and didn't know whether to hate Hugh Jackman's character or Christian Bale's character more!!! Hopefully most people would be happy and understand the story (I know Kern didn't).

After that we anyhow walked and anyhowed around town anyhowedly to spend a fine, sunny day.

More fun coming up for the rest of the days!

Hurdle after hurdle

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's hot, throw the apple away"

Ali, you have given me no choice but to post. Last night, while immersing myself in some PHYSICS-cally demanding workouts (IMPACT!), a thought ran through my mind. My contemplating the truth if Newton's Third Law, my mind somehow drifted to Newton Hawker Centre. It has come to my attention that the hawker centre has undergone a facelift and I am pretty much craving for something to munch on right now. Brain cells require too much ATP and all the revision for CT has caused me to exhaust the late night supplies like Hello Panda, Nutella and ice cream.

Dark chocolate has been said to be good for one's heart. It's pretty paradoxical cuz doctor's always discourage patients from consuming such sinful stuff in access. I guess they're afraid that their patients would end up sweeter than them! =)

Last two papers tom, which would mark the end of secondary four life in RI. Yet another year has gone by and two CTs have occurred but things still look the same. Although the school's going through upgrading works and the stench of paint adds to the haze, the admin block is still what is used to be. Every brick has has the rafflesian spirit embedded in it. Nothing's changed at all. Physically yes, but if one looks beyond the surface, eveything still looks as beautiful as ever!

For now, I shall return to my shelter to seek refuge in the brother from another mother, HG Clegg and shall do exactly what the genie often says, "Hocus Pocus Focus!"

Hesperate Dousewives!

oh no!


The situation is really becoming precariously like wisteria lane these days. All my Physics, Chem, Math papers were so so so scandalous!

I should've known that simply a few-night stands with my notes ain't enough to do well (even though it was the most prepared I have ever been in 4 years! =)) and I should have invested in a full-blown (not the type of blowing yichao likes to do though!) relationship with them since the beginning of the year!

Now I am filled with manymany regrets and have blown up all hopes of getting a beautiful grade point average =((((

My heart is shattered and have dissolved all intentions of trying to study for the remaining 2 papers just like dissolved sulphuric acid, and I will not love sulphuric acid forever and ever because I lost about 5 marks because of sulphuric acids!

How can I be a PCM Champion if I don't do well in physics, cehm & Math ? Now I am greatly questioning my status as a scientific boy...

And I seek solace within these walls....


Haha prem doesn't blog anymore. Busy boy is busy being gay with Gerrard Lai & their favourite textbooks all over singapore hahaha. It has come to my attention from some handsomes from 4I that they are quite a couple now! I know many hardcorers might disagree but as sean yap puts it, Gymming really brings out the gay in you!

Hosted by: Ngiam

Ali says the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

He is SO WRONG.

The ONLY way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Take it from a man, everyone.

Hullett Memorial Library

I would just like to extend my heartfelt gratitude to Hullett Memorial Library for being such an integral part of my life the last 4 years! It has indeed provided me with much support and guidance, and I always step out of it a better man! Life would never be the same without you darling!

The last few days have been spent in the comfort of the green sofas and antique-ish wooden furniture of the HML trying to do some exciting 11th hour cramming before the exams! And I stayed there so late that I was joined by all the enjoyable Scholars and whenever I come home I just knock out and haven't had the chance to use the computer at all!

The scholars remind me of all the Intellectual things of life with their superior cerebral faculties and have truly epitomised the definition of Smart.

This has greatly strengthened my resolve to get a hot PRC Scholar Girlfriend next year! She would look like ZhangZiyi+MaggieQ+JolinTsai (ok la they're not all PRC but hey, hongkong and taiwan all belong to China anyway!) in her ankle-length green skirt knee-length socks and we'd have fun.

I will pick her up with all my pro chinese pick-up lines and together we will drink tea, do wushu, play weiqi and study Math under the stars!

Really romantic!!

But it would also mean that I would have to choose a subject combination of Maths, Advanced Maths, Economics and Extra Extra Maths so I'd be able to be in the same class as her!

Somehow things don't look as promising any more =(

I am also undecided about which CCA to join because I have so many skills and hidden talents and special abilities and magic powers that I can join almost Everything. Just not cricket pls.

Today's test papers were quite fun to do. I was scribbling so hard it appeared as if I was doing something else on the table!, and it was really turning me on! I took away an important quote which is The Best way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

I will leave off with a picture of Kern who has demonstrated his ability to be a muscular man as well as a pretty girl at the same time! Going home with him is definitely abs-workout 101 and then we laughed like "heheheheheheheh!!!"!!!

Hanging over......

"Catch a fish for a man and it feeds him for a day. Teach a man to fish and it feeds him for life"

I think this confucion saying has a rather deep meaning to it. Fish are extremely rich in protein and hence is an important source of our diet! Confucous was not the ultimate teacher, he even knew biology when he came up with this mind-boggling saying. It has turned my world upside-down. I wish to emulate him as I think he is the BOMB of a MAN. He proves the "Jack of all trades, Master of none" saying wrong. He is the jack of jacks, and the master of master. Master Jack.......

O levels can be really be stressful. Took mt O level examination. The atmosphere was too serious. Totally not hot. Everyone was so focussed, hugging each other, wishing each other gd luck. Well at least it's over. The next hurdle, CTs.

I feel that now is the most relaxting time of all. There is only one thing to do, revise (or mug as you might prefer to call it?!?!). No CCAs, no assignments, no TAs, only CTs. Things are beginning to slow down and soon everything will come to a complete standstill and thats when we leave for RJ, taking with us the memories of four fantastic years. Well the grass is always said to be greener on the other side!

"From pimple to pores"

This phrase is apt for describing a certain someone. The pimples basically mean how tiny they were and pores refer to them skrinking. Ali, why are you so critical of Elsie?! Amidst all the rush to complete syllabus and sqeeze in some time to relax, we must have our fair share of fun but it's not really nice if they come at the expense of someone right...... Anywayz Elsie, it's all in the name of fun. Lets ur work our way to greater heights after CTs yea. Let them grow from pores to pimples yea!

Deepavali is coming up yet again. It's once again the time of the year to let my guard down and indulge/engage in stuff that has certainly stopped temporarily due to the CTs. But are the CTs an excuse for not enjoying life to the fullest? Hmm, not really cuz if one wants to do something, nothing or no one can stand in his way. It's all settled. Arab street, here I come!

Horny Kok!

A I trudge and trek through my numerous notes on Energetics and Kinetics, I am aware that I have to do all this in the quest to fulfil the school's ambitions and uphold its motto:





Took this together with Foong while we were camwhoring around the school !


Was verily entertained not too long ago by a sms-conversation with Alwyn Kok (hence the title!) where we confided in each other regarding our deepest darkest fantasies! ;) I realised that while mine involved mostly people from school and things like chemistry textbooks, his all required people from a certain school in the Orchard vicinity!

This coool school where people roll up their sleeves until they expose their armpit
Hairs HaHaHaHaH, How Horrific!!


Anyway it seems to me that people don't really have to update their blogs during exam period. All is forgiven. Ooops am I the only one who accelrates blogging at such a sexciting time of the year?!

He's a brother from another mother!

This "He" is the title is referring to none other than Mr. CJ Clegg himself!
He has proven himself as my trusty and resilient companion when I am enshrouded by the shadows of darkness, armed and loaded with coffee and music, ready to take over the world with his Introduction To Advanced Biology!

I am feeling good.

Now that I am actually beginning to understand stuff. And learn stuff. The stuff that our teacher was supposed to teach us the whole year, but never did =(

It has made me feel more at peace with the world, savour the feelings of love and dedicate a song in her Honour,


Whenever I am feeling LOW
I look around me, and I know
There's a place that'd stay within MEI
Whereever I may CHOOse to go!


Now is possibly the most relaxed time of the year, with nothing to worry about except some minor exams which won't do anything to anything. I am enjoying and caressing all the free time, and it is definitely a time to take a breather as the year calms down to an end!

But the breather isn't coming easy with all the haze, that is inhibiting my vision of A Beautiful World! It is becoming a shady place, as shady as some very shady people!

Yichao and I had a comprehensive discussion regarding all these shady people on the long 157/mrt/taxi/walk (we can go home in many ways!) rides home, and I am greatly enlightened by him. He has proven his worth as a true model TLC,



I was looking through some old photos (like sec1K and sec2L photos) and I realised how everyone looks so cute and gay and dandy and happy. There were pics of Teo Kah Hou screwing Ballz Woo, and that is not something I think we'd ever be able to see ever again. Somehow I really miss those days. How people have changed!


Look at guang, so adorable,




the epitome of innocence ;)


Now he's just hot and manly and muscular!!!

Hmmm, what fun is it to at this time of the day?

The streets are hazy due to the forest fires in Indonesia. Newspapers reported that visibility has reduced to 2km but the PSI reading is pretty low and hence I feel it's inaccurate. The air is choking my lungs and even stolling down the lane doesn't feel like a stroll anymore. It's as if one is trudging up the himalayan range on crutches!

Friday nights have never been this way for a long time. Perhaps this period is the only reason why friday nights are turning out this way. These wonderful nights are usually spent star-gazing at the beach after an exciting night of shisha at arab or pool at classic. Instead now i'm spending time with alcohols [nope, unfortunately it's not ethanol =( ] and acids. However, I have yet to detect the scent of an ester formed. The only scent my nose can identify with is that of coffee, Nescafe, and Dairy milk hazelnut chocolate. This is something to be appreciative of, I mean, how often is preparation this eventful?

Tom (or rather at this very moment) is saturday and in accordence with the saying "All work and no play does not make jack healthy, wealthy and wise boy" I shall participate in the exciting exchange between teacher and student at mother tongue school. It never fails to amaze me.

Despite missing school today, I feel no remorse. Missed philo lessons with the Yipz and Math with the reincarnation of Chairman Mao, just that now, he's called Chairman KBH. He, kust like the late Rajaratnam, truly embodies the rafflesian spirit. I have never seen a man as manly as him, yet sensitive and modest, blushing when the class erupts into violent cheering and singing of Happy Birthday songs every two weeks. We have to celebrate his existence as he has shown each and very member of our class the light at the end of the tunnel. He is the Headmaster.... of 4I.

Why is it that you seem so near, yet so far?

You're omnipresent; in the haze, clouds and even in the stars

The scent of flowers are something of your kind,

I will always be satuirated with happiness when you're on my mind

Huntington's Disease!

It has recently come to my honourable attention, and duly filled me up with grief that in an interesting turn of events, an important classmate of mine has resolved not to talk to anyone else in class. DAO.

Why?

Because we stripped him. But he was still okay with that. He had always been okay with that, or so I thought hahahaha.

Untill he got poisoned.

Bad influence.

By bad friends. (6)

Who tell him to do bad things.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, it is always important to choose your friends wisely. Because they are a very vital aspect of everyone's lives. I am incredibly fortunate to be surrounded by morally-upright and decent friends, who would never give me bad advice! They have been pivotal in my development as a Thinker, Leader, Pioneer!

We have spent countless days and night, hours and minutes playing, having fun, talking cock, singing song, and I believe that even though we did not bitch about others, backstab others, put down others we share a common hatred for, destroy other people, we have still built the strong ionic bonds of friendship! The enthalpy change has been positive.

And I am assured that I would never step over to The Dark Side!
Hoho, just like some Star Wars story.

Maybe one day, this good friend of his would go up to him and say, I am your father. And I want you to DAO all your classmates.
Even if they want to talk to you, turn away, ignore them.

Many people have given up on him, and his sudden incorrigible inexplicable behaviour. But I am still willing to Forgive and Forget! The ability to Forgive is one of the greatest gifts accorded to Man, and we should make full use of this.

We should all willingly Forgive Mr A.Lim for all the singlefilewalkings, timeouts, ssssses and yellowcups, because he sincerely entertained us with his superb beat-boxing/rapping! He is the true Bomb.

Fleming is very cool,
He invented many rules
Can use your Right Hand, and you Left Hand too!

Awesome! I almost jumped out of my skin and flew off to the sky in amazement and excitement!

CLE = more hip-hop beatboxing mats ala nigga'shiz rap coolio gangstaz entertained us. good stuff (y). Ali was impressed.

Had to undertake an ardous sexpedition and climb up 7-storeys to our new classroom today! It was lovely, and gave me an opportunity to ponder and reflect upon Life in the long journey towards the heavens. I was already feeling lighter in happiness!

Or maybe I had managed to lose some weight, or maybe the effect of gravity is lesser at such high altitudes!

Mine, Elton's and Prem's first steps towards attaining Nirvana!


The whole ceremony was ground-breaking and raised me up, both literally and figuratively!

I have derived much pleasure from the new classroom. We played 7 Minutes In Heaven in the massive cupboard. Me and Gary lasted all of 13 seconds lolol.

And we cam-gigoloed! Heh heh heh heh heh.

All in all, it had been a meaningful day and can be summed up in the following words:
Friends are like candles who burn themselves to liht up your life! It is truly the season for friendship to blossom and to nurture the relationships you have with the many people.

Not throw away everything we have lived for.

Just because somebody says so.





Operation Hardcore Mugging commences TONIGHT.

Hubbabubba!

RE Congress finally ended with a shizzle dizzle and a bit of nizzle, and we neither got Gold nor Gold with Honours but instead we got SILVERRRRRRR.

The whole day was really a tide of memories washing up on a dry deserted beach, and even though I entered the gates of Bishan St21 at 9am sharp, I was still able to bask in the carnivality of it all!


Our booth looked terribly sexy.


With Elton the time-keeper and prize steward because he looks so damn good and manly with all the ripping muscles hahaha!


With the two happy-dappy emcees Walter & Anish !


And after Mr Mag's speech I turned to my right, and I saw Chian Fern, so I told Chian Fern, maybe Mr Mag deserves the Gold with 4.7million stars A+++ 100%more than us because I think he really is a incredibly amazing speaker. (y)
I would take off my hat to him.

Maybe RI would be a different place altogether without people like these, people who can command so much respect, have that level of charisma and still play soccer with ordinary boys like me and have fun.


Ah, and finally I have no idea how and from where Aaron Chee thinks up of all his expressions.


This is damn random but I always get an extra oomph of testosterone whenever I wear the prefect's blazer! But that is being a Bad Boy and being sneakyweaky, just like whenever we play ball at the back of classs!
Have been booked 3.6 times already but haha, it's Values not Valuables boiis! The joy of playing far outweighs all the hours of detention you'd have to serve.


But my ankles hurt from playing too much, and that is probably Karma doing its rounds. As my famous namesake (Ali Cia Keys) once said, What goes around comes around what goes up must come down!


Okay I have just returned from an exciting journey to the world of Probability & Statistics and it was really a brain-racking & brain-wrecking experience!

Shall sleep soon, maybe I'll go to school during lunch tomorrow? heehee

Haunted House

Students in the United States fear the next day they go to school, because they never know who'd be the next one to die in a shooting.
But here happily, we are getting pissed off with too much work, common tests, little sleep and stress.
Taking things for granted?


Today was the last day in our classroom. And even as early as 7pm, everyone had already left, leaving behind everything, just like any other day.
Maybe it wasn't really very special to anyone else.





RE Congress Finals tomorrow!!!!! I'm so sexcited, all the prospects of prizes are turning me on no limit. Hopefully we'll get a gold, but I wouldn't really mind even if they decide to give us Gold With Honours either!!

Head's splitting.........

"Those wet memories will never dry up!"

The CT period has been rather wet and uncomfortable. The sleeping hours have been pushed and the biological clock has lost its batteries. Now there is not emf and no current. Awwww.

I have learnt to fully appreciate the virtuous ways of alcohol and for this, I am grateful to chemistry for enlightening me.

Two weeks left to CT but more importantly, 6 weeks left in RI. The walls are closing in on me. Engulfed by claustrophobia .............

Higher Hopes

There are some things I gotta do before I leave this buildng behind, in search of greener pastures, in search of Higher Hopes, in search of a brighter tomorrow!












And a group of absolutely talent-less people strutting their stuff!

Hundred Percent 100%

Happy Children's Day! to all the cute little children of the world!

The past few days have gallopped past us and little time is left!

But first, presenting the....





Weiwen
Ali
Naing
Daniel

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If Daniel's name was Kaniel instead, we'd be able to spell out Yichao's favourite pasttime hahaha!!

Anyway! RS auditions were good! The audience were good, and made us look muchmuch better than we really are >.< But it's okay, at least they were entertained and happy ! They had fun and the judges had fun and we had fun too, so thanks to all who came down to support us!

And it's off to the Finals we go!

I think RI has good singers and good guitarists and good drummers, but they almost never want to work together. And that's a real pity.

We also had some RJC talk. It provided much inspiration and was a beacon of light in clearing the fog of uncertainty in my mind!


We were able to find our way around in the massive campus due to the excellent notices!

The talk provided a great opportunity to think, and I was also able to ponder about the future that lies before us.
Although the prospect of universe-class facilities, flirts in green skirts and the chance to pursue my favourite hobbies in the Flower Arrangement Club and Tea Pouring Society is all very inviting, I still don't think I want it to come too soon!

I really need to get the watch that belonged to the handsome man who said, "My watch is so slow it takes me an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes." Only then would we be able to live life to the fullest. Because it does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop!


Scarlett Johnasson was rated the Sexiest Woman Alive, and I heartily agree!